Maid of Honor
The MVP of the bridal party. Cries when cows seem lonely.
Best Man
The OJB of the groomsmen. Mostly indifferent towards cows.
Bridesmaid
If lost, please return to a Barnes and Noble
Groomswoman
Born to frolic in the moonlight, forced to circle back.
Bridesmaid
Connoisseur of fine tea, rocks, and glass but mainly the tea.
Groomsman
Recently got a haircut, Mom still doesn’t like it.
Bridesmaid
Happiest on stage or crotcheting, no in between.
Groomswoman
Maddie’s wife, and AMC’s biggest fan.
Junior Bridesmaid
Choose kindness
Groomswoman
Nicole’s wife. Ask about her Jennifer Coolidge impression.
Bridesmaid
Married to the guy eating a Dole Whip™️ and a weekend Disney princess. Like actually.
Groomsman
Married to the weekend Disney princess and eating a Dole Whip™️. Like actually.
Bridesmaid
Powered by love, laughter, and a strong margarita
Groomsman
Currently studying the law in order to break it better.