Bride
Surprisingly a bridezilla. No one saw it coming.
Groom
Still does not have his suit but can answer any question you might have about suits.
Officiant
Claims she could not pick a side to stand on so she must stand in the middle and marry us.
Maid of Honor
Asked if she could be the Maid of Honor after the bride had a few glasses of wine. A true strategist.
Bridesmaid
The bride's favorite sister and mother of rats.
Bridesmaid
The bride's longest running friend. They survived many Warped Tours together.
Bridesmaid
Bonded with the bride over how they hate when their skin is touching their own skin.
Bridesmaid
Couldn't figure out what to wear. Bride thought she'd look good in the bridesmaid outfit.
Best Man
Groom's brother, the elusive, iconic, and one-and-only... Buttertruk.
Groomsman
Once bought a book called "101 soups" and spent hours making soup for the bride and groom. It wasn't too bad.
Groomsman
He drives truck. And he'll let you know it.
Groomsman
Sabrina Carpenter's biggest fan. Ask him about his St. Patrick's Day movies list
Groomsman
The groom's longest running friend. He is expecting his first born the week of the wedding. If he bails, we forgive, but we never forget.