Bride
Thought the groom would be Harry Styles.
Groom
Not Harry Styles.
Matron of Honor
Runs a 5 hour marathon.
Best Man
Genji main.
Maid of Honor
Likely being fueled by espresso.
Groomsman
Owned a pet squirrel named Chunk.
Bridesmaid
PR by day, Bookstagram by night.
Groomsman
Thinks he's on a tear.
Bridesmaid
Has never actually seen Frankenweenie.
Groomsman
Allergic to tomatoes.
Bridesmaid
2024 Rhode Island New Art Educator of the Year.
Groomsman
World-class rage baiter.
Bridesman
Gemini.
Groomsman
You know him, you love him, B-Man.
Bridesmaid
Sourdough extraordinaire.
Groomsman
@superbench45 on all platforms.
Cat of Honor