Bride
"Why do sweaters stick together? Because they're close-knit."
Groom
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back"
Maid of Honor
"Why was the dog author's book release delayed? Because he couldn't get past the ruff draft!"
Best Man
"Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one."
Bridesmaid
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Groomsman
"There are only 3 situations that require witnesses - crimes, accidents, and marriages"
Bridesmaid
"For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Jaci. My full name is actually "Jaci would-you-like-a-drink." For those of you who I chat with at the bar later, I’d appreciate it if you could use my full name."
Groomsman
"no this is Patrick"
Bridesmaid
"We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us was the bad influence"
Groomsman
"What would bears be without bees? Ears."
Bridesmaid
"When you take a little bit of this and a little bit of that you get.... a little Helen"
Groomsman
"Why didn’t the skeletons win the spelling bee? NoBODY wins"