Madison & Thomas
Wedding Party
Crumbl
Mascot
From parts unknown Crumbl burst onto the scene in the spring of 2023, becoming Thomas & Madison's closest confidant. Crumbl will unfortunately not be able to make it to the ceremony due to several warrants out for his arrest for excessive meowing.
Patrick Steward
Best Man & Twin of the Groom
Watching Patrick play beer pong during cocktail hour will be like watching LeBron in Game 7 of the 2016 NBA Finals - challenge him if you dare! See Patrick perform with the Groom bi-monthly on the G3 Groundlings stage as part of Penny Stinkers Improv! @pennystinkersimprov on instagram @pennystinkers on Venmo support the arts now!
Matthew Steward
Groomsman
Matthew “Cheese” Steward may be the youngest member of the wedding party, but he's the only one with a nickname! Ask him to sing “Tennessee Whiskey”, he'll do it for a dollar!
Luke Sweeney
Groomsman & Officiant
Luke helped execute Thomas's proposal to Madison and is Crumbl's unofficial godfather. The Bride and Groom decided to hold the wedding outside of the NFL season to ensure they could secure Luke as their Officiant.
Michael Sweeney
Groomsman
Michael, famous for his impressions, moonlights as a muppet on TikTok. Can you guess which one? If you guess correctly, you must sign an NDA promising to never reveal his true identity.
Brandon Koen
Groomsman
Before Thomas met Madison, he spent most nights at Brandon's apartment drinking white claws and scream-singing ABBA, so I guess you could say Brandon's been preparing for this night for a long while!
Drake Hagar
Groomsman
Iowa's finest! (Other than the Bride, of course!) In every group of Groomsman, there is one who has THAT story about the Groom's college years - that Groomsman is Drake!
Joe Kokoothe
Groomsman
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Justine Rauterkus
Maid of Honor
Justine and Madison met while working at Coach during the holiday season of 2018. Justine is a huge animal lover and the proud owner of horses, cats, dogs, and more, so she will have no trouble wrangling the wedding party for photos as Maid of Honor!
Ailed Ramirez
Bridesmaid
Ailed and Madison met while working at Coach during the holiday season of 2018. They bonded over ordering Dunkin Donuts to the store and singing along to "Mistletoe" by Justin Bieber when there were no customers around!
Ashna Madni
Bridesmaid
Ashna is a cat mom of two and the best dancer in the group! She is also betrothed to the Groom's twin brother. Does that mean Madison and Ashna are twins by marriage? You decide!
Allison Steward
Bridesmaid
Thomas's former boss and current sister. Thanks to her new job, she can now lift 45lbs! Allison is also the mother of Crumbl's best friend, Wizard, who will be keeping Crumbl company while his parents get married.
Jordan Knapp
Bridesmaid
Jordan has the most credits on IMDb of any member of the bridal party! She also helped execute Thomas's proposal to Madison, acting as Thomas in the run-through (see picture above)! See Jordan perform with the Groom bi-monthly on the G3 Groundlings stage as part of Penny Stinkers Improv! @pennystinkersimprov on instagram @pennystinkers on Venmo support the arts now!
Claire German
Bridesmaid
Claire can famously open any bottle of wine using a hammer and a nail. Look for Claire if you need help uncorking a bottle, or if you need a hammer or a nail (or need help with virtually any task, Claire does it all)!