FAQs

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Can I bring my pet llama?

Answer

Sadly, we asked the church and for some reason they have a struck “no animals” policy. I think it has something to do with the smell.

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How should I dress?

Answer

Wear what makes you comfortable in a formal style! Our bride and groom urges for modesty.

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Where do we park?

Answer

There is a parking lot in the back of the church, as well as the parking lot next door. There is also a Handel’s across the lot, but the requirement for parking there is free ice cream for the newlyweds.

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Do I need to wear a mask?

Answer

The bride and the groom will conveniently misplace and subsequently lose their masks before service and throughout reception. Therefore, you do not have to have one on either.

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Do I need to keep my six feet?

Answer

To be honest, we’re both bit of huggers. 6 feet won’t last long at our wedding, but make sure to make a loud hissing noise so we know to keep back.