Matron of Honor
"If we got a quarter every time someone says, 'Oh you're best friends & BOTH named Anna?!' we'd both be rich."
Bridesmaid
"From sharing juice boxes and hosting tea parties, to gracefully aging like fine wine and reigning like Queens"
Bridesmaid
"Don't start no s***, won't be no s***. But if you start it, I'll finish it."
Bridesmaid
"Unleashing my wild side, one lunch time zebra sighting at a time"
Bridesmaid
"Life is like a box of chocolate...you never know what you gonna get"
Bridesmaid
"I'm a writer so yes I'm mentally noting every bizarre thing you say for my next script"
Flower Girl
Flower Girl
Best Man
“Yo chick chose Wayne, you ain’t a pimp you a fairy.”
Groomsman
“If I would’ve faced the toilet instead, I would’ve drowned.”
Groomsman
“From the kindergarten at D.S. Johnson, to Winston-Salem State, and now down the aisle. Cheers with our morning coffee.”
Groomsman
“Unlike Arthur Blank and the Falcons, you took a chance and found your franchise player.”
Groomsman
“Glad you have groceries in the fridge now."
Groomsman
"Y'all ain't got no Chili Pups!?"
Ring Beer-er
Don't repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.