Wedding Party
Alyssa Conti
Maid of Honor
Soul sister since 7th grade. Betsy would go to Alyssa’s parents house everyday after school and raid their cabinets for fruit snacks, to “grub!” Betsy and Alyssa have shared every memory, milestone, hardship, achievement, proud moment, sad moment, and their dreams together since the moment they have met each other From hitting the club every week with fake ID’s to living on the beach, happily married, with two dogs and a kid on the way
Abby Woulard
Bridesmaid
Betsy used to dress her up in various costumes to perform plays and other theatrical pieces for the family. Abby has always been a good sport! Used to rob Betsy weekly of her wardrobe and would get a kick out of watching Betsy have a meltdown after she got caught with her clothes Understands Betsy to the fullest, and is the calm in her storm. Betsy couldn’t ask for a more caring, loving, and kind-hearted little sister
Kelsey Hurst
Bridesmaid
Tantric massage, and energy vortex enthusiast Once got caught, tangled, and tumbled to the ground in her hippie garb while sprinting to an airport gate, shouted “Betty go on without me”….she ended up making the flight Loving mother, the Yin to Betsy’s Yang
Karen Okonkwo
Bridesmaid
Best friends since 7th grade science class when Karen asked Betsy if she was half black half white and said she was looking for a biracial friend. Betsy filled the opening, and they have been ride or die ever since God’s child. Always been about her money Would routinely hold freak dance competitions in Jr. High
Courtney Miga
Bridesmaid
Once made the maid of honor swear on the Holy Bible that Ryan and his groomsmen were not smoking weed in their college apartment Was known for her “Go White Girl” dance which she would perform at various house parties across Chandler, AZ…now a mom of two and loving wife Been repping for Betsy since Kindergarten! Longest lifelong best friend
Ashley Moody
Bridesmaid
Also known as Betsy’s Moodle, a real one. A loyal friend who has always been there with unconditional love and support These two share countless memories, and laughs together. Once were accused of being interpreters outside of a Chicago night club by a lunatic A super witty beauty with hilarious one-liners
Mallory Harden
Bridesmaid
Former Fox sports girl and model, she still gets stopped in the streets for autographs. Amazing and encouraging friend that has helped Betsy break out of her shell over the years. A beacon of light in Betsy’s life with her mindfulness, compassion, and authenticity Excellent host. Throws it down in the kitchen. Introduced Betsy to eggs benedict and makes a mean spaghetti squash
Chris Figueroa
Best Man
His date left him at homecoming and in a fit of rage he threw her flower bouquet against a building…we did not see him again that night Once shattered a backboard Beat up a Native American this one time…may or may not have won a Muay Thai championship belt in the process
Cole Albin
Groomsman
Cole and Ryan once brought bats to a gun fight and survived A bad boy…for life A wood worker by trade, gifted one of his first custom pieces to a good friend of ours who later burned it in a fire pit
Ash Brown
Groomsman
While upset, Ash has been known to close her eyes and indiscriminately swing a knife while approaching Ryan In high school Ash once hit a game winning bucket against another groomsmen causing him to rip his shirt and storm off the court Flaming Hot Cheeto addict (XXtra Hot), has been known to visit over 5 locations to get a fix
David Brown
Groomsman
Once gently put his hand on Ryan’s back in the middle of prayer at church, causing them to both burst out laughing, they were asked to leave and later severely beaten Was once nearly electrocuted to death while listening to Chronic 2001 with Ryan Use to have hair Ryan was jealous of and wear cool Michael Jordan Kangol hats
Terreal Turner
Groomsman
Once drove a gold Volvo Once a rapper by the name of Reaper Rell, now a successful real estate agent. Backed into an S-Class Benz on homecoming night, may or may not have cried
Kay’Brin Stevenson
Groomsman
Known for taking glamor shots with copious amounts of body oil on Can perfectly act out his favorite anime scenes Somehow eats terribly but keeps an incredible physique
Jordan Lemos
Groomsman
Won a high school football championship, recovered 1 fumble, we have not stopped hearing about it since Ruthless trash talker but often plays the victim Known for his blue eyes, oily curly hair, and huge heart