Man of Honor
"I may not drink tea, but I have no trouble spilling it"
Best Man
"You can find me in first class, whether it's on a plane or on the whiskey ginger train"
Bridesmaid
“I may work with kids, but I don’t play games”
Best Man
"I don't do it for the Graham, I do it for my fam"
Bridesman
"Why am I in an Olive Garden?"
Groomsman
"My wife may be a doctor, but I'll be the one handing out shots"
Bridesman
"I may always be late, but pour me a drink and I'll be right on time"
Groomsman
"I didn't choose the Shrek life. The Shrek life chose me"
Bridesmaid
"I may be a vegan, but don't start beef with me"
Groomsman
"Who's trying to get litty with Smitty?"