Best Man
Friend of the Groom. He threw a Wii remote at Brock's head in fifth grade. They've been best friends ever since.
Maid of Honor
Friend of the Bride. Win her over by making fun of Kara with her.
Groomsman
Brother of the Groom. If missing, please check under the bar before notifying authorities.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Bride. The sister of the bride with two first names. (Sorry Meg I had too)
Groomsman
Brother of the Groom. (Feel free to throw him in the lake. Only kidding) (Kind of.)
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Bride. The only nice one in the wedding party.
Groomsman
Brother of the Groom. You just might mistake him for Garth Brooks. But for the love of God, please do not ask him to sing.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride/Groom's cousin. She's not mean. That's just her resting face.
Groomsman
Friend of the Bride and Groom. If seen without a beer in hand, please help him out.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Please do not bring your dog around her. We will never see her or the dog again.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom. The guy with the Minnesota accent. (He is also probably wearing a flannel under his suit.)
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the Bride. Bring your best jokes. She won't get them anyway.
Groomsman
Friend of the Groom. The friend of the Bushyager family that showed up uninvited enough times to eventually just be considered one of them.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the Groom/Friend of the Bride She will be the one at the head table with the sippy-cup instead of a wine glass.
Honorable Mention
Friend of the Groom. Stupid army would not let him attend.