Matron of Honor
Selfie-taker, biker gang member, sister extraordinaire.
Best Man
Legends state that the alpaca broke eye contact years ago, but Robert still hasn’t moved to this day.
Maid of Honor
Challenges Vada to a dance-off.
Best Man
Fully intends to wear this to the wedding if Brittni permits it.
Maid of Honor
Only texts via Snapchat and admonishes those who drink pumpkin spice out of season.
Best Man
Delicately walks the line between ninja and gamer.
Bridesmaid
Believes that we are all just cheese in the pizza roll of life.
Groomsman
Wouldn’t even trade his bucket hat for three regular hats.
Bridesmaid
Was raised amongst the spinach.
Groomsman
Shadow-caster by day, burrito-eater by night.
Bridesmaid
Accepts Meghan’s dance-off challenge.
Groomsman
Was recently announced as the fifth addition to Rushmore.
Bridesmaid
The only Jedi Padawan in the entire wedding party.
Groomsman
Grips all fish with two hands, and sometimes even three.
Bridesmaid
Questioning the implications of Nate’s description.
Groomsman
The only one with the decency to submit a normal photo.