Man of Honor
60s, 70s, 80s, or 90s? "70s hands down because it was the disco era. If anyone knows me, they know I love a good disco bop and sequin outfit. I would kill it in the 70s!" The title of your autobiography? "Illegally Blonde—A Glitterography of Chris Turk"
Best Man
If you had to be on a reality TV show, which one would you choose and why? "A dating show in China. No one at home would know, but it would be hilarious to be a massive celebrity strictly to 2 billion people in China." If you were a pro wrestler what would be your entrance theme song? "Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses"
Bridesmaid
What's your favorite memory with Britt? "Survivor Weekend for Britt’s 10th birthday. Bonds were built, alliances broken; none of us were ever the same..." If you were a pro wrestler what would be your entrance theme song? "Missy Elliott—Work It” The title of your autobiography? “Jessica Milano: I Came, I Saw, I Probably Lost Something.”
Groomsman
What is your favorite memory of Brian or Britt? "There are definitely a lot of great memories to choose from with Brian and Britt, but I have to go with the time Britt stepped on my head during a fight when we were kids and chipped my tooth." Who was your teenage crush? "Selena Gomez"
Bridesmaid
Your favorite memory with Britt + Brian? "Living with Britt in NYC – and Brian as honorary roommate!" If you could choose any two famous people to have dinner with who would they be? "Chrissy Teigen and John Legend – Chrissy knows how to have a good time and John can serenade us." If you were a pro wrestler what would be your entrance theme song? "You literally couldn’t pay me to do this."
Groomsman
60s, 70s, 80s, or 90s? "1860s!" What's your secret talent? "Still working on developing a secret talent." Your favorite memory with Brian + Britt? "Playing cards against humanity and drinking wine in Old Westbury late into the night."
Bridesmaid
Your favorite memory with Britt + Brian? "The weekend we spent in the Hamptons. We went to a vineyard and stopped at a farm stand on the way home to take portrait-mode pictures with gourds and heirloom vegetables. Shortly after the photo shoot, the Wine Watch™️ was invented." If you could choose any two famous people to have dinner with who would it be? "Kanye West and Taylor Swift so I could sit back and watch the drama."
Groomsman
Your favorite memory with Brian + Britt? "Watching Britt karaoke Forgot About Dre while Brian watches on in amazement." If you were a pro wrestler what would be your entrance theme song? "I would walk into a sexy sax solo by Kenny G and George Michael." If you were famous, what would you be famous for? "Starring in the sequel to Dead Poets Society"
Bridesmaid
If you had to be on a reality TV show, which one would you choose and why? "Fixer Upper. I feel like that’s my reality except demo day is more like demo year..." If you were a pro wrestler what would be your entrance theme song? "Chicken Fried by Zac Brown Band"
Groomsman
If you were famous, what would you be famous for? "Moving a picnic table into my kitchen four years before Restoration Hardware put one on the cover of their magazine." If you had to be on a reality TV show, which one would you choose and why? "Trailer Park Boys, to help Bubbles take care of all the cats in the park. And I'm technically Canadian, so I should be able to blend right in."
Bridesmaid
What's your favorite memory with Britt? "In middle school, we used to make Caroline (Britt's mom) videotape us doing random things so that we could send the videos to MTV, get our own reality show, and become famous. (We never actually sent any.)" If you could choose any two famous people to have dinner with who would they be? "Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler"
Groomsman
What's your favorite memory with Brian? "The Intramural Hockey dynasty we built to give back to Saybrook for tolerating us." What's your secret talent? "I have several magical abilities to demonstrate." Pick a superpower. "Insane vertical for dunking"
Junior Bridesmaid
What is your karaoke go to? "Vienna by Billy Joel" Who was your childhood celebrity crush? "Chad Michael Murray"
Groomsman
If you were famous, what would you be famous for? "I won best actor for my work in The Butler Did It Again in 9th grade, so I'm already famous." If you had to be on a reality TV show, which one would you choose and why? "Man vs Wild, I want to watch Bear Grylls eat things live."