Something, for sure. Don’t show up naked. We're telling guests to wear colorful beachy cocktail attire. Bring the rizzzzzzz—Or don't. It's up to you. Have fun with it. Our parting thought… ATTENCION: The reception is on a weathered dock, so wear stilettos at your own risk! If you want to swim in your dress, do it on your own terms, not because your heel got stuck between deck planks.
Listen, we love all of your little nuggets, your adorable tottering toddlers and your giggling gaggles of tiny-handed gremlins. However, this is an adults only wedding. Please leave your little angels with a trusted relative or baby-sitter for the evening so you can dance on the dock with wild abandon.
We’ve commissioned an armada of dinghies, john boats, row boats, jet skis, and paddle boards. The race is on. Kidding. Sorry. Parking is limited at the ceremony site. We encourage most people to Uber, taxi, or carpool to the ceremony. For those of you who wish to drive, neighborhood street parking is available. For the wild ones, we will have a shuttle from our home to the reception and from the reception to Folly Beach at the night's end if you aren't ready to give up on the party.
Zachary John Sciales (honorary maid of honor and word wizard)