FAQs

Question

Why aren't I invited to the ceremony?

Answer

We are utilizing this portion to really focus on the joining of our families. The ceremony space does not have chairs and is really designed to feel more like an "elopement". The reception dinner is a 21+ venue so the ceremony is to really honor our kids in a way that they feel special and part of the day. Do not fret, we will be exchanging more intimate vows to each other at dinner in front of everybody. Bring your Kleenex.

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What if I'm vegetarian or have dietary restrictions?

Answer

Please eat before coming. Just kidding, please note that in your RSVP so the proper selection can be prepared for you that evening. If you are severely allergic to something, please bring your own epi-pen as no other stabbings are permitted this evening.

Question

Will there be stairs?

Answer

The venue has an elevator to help our less abled bodied guests get to our floor. It's 30% haunted but 100% up to code.

Question

Do you take gold bars as wedding gifts?

Answer

At this time, our gold bar supply is ample. We do ask if you choose to gift us anything it be in the form of a honeymoon donation. We will also accept an interpretive dance (must be live that night) or oxen (sturdy hearty oxen only please).