We’re getting married!

Once upon a time it was the year 2020 in the land known as Madison Wisconsin. There was a boy named Tim. Tim wanted wife. Tim downloaded the Bumble on his phone. There was also a girl named Bri. Bri wanted nice husband. Bri also downloaded the Bumble. Coincidence? I think not. One day Tim and Bri matched on Bumble. Bri sent a friendly whale waving GIF. Tim later asked Bri for “her digits”. Bri sent a scandalous photo of her toes. The rest is history.