Groomsman
Gilbert is Santos’ cousin and original founder of “no name special Ops.” Before Florida was in need of a fine lawyer (in every sense of the word), Gilbert and Santos would be in the skreets training for the day they would adventure on the swampy grounds. Growing up, The Everglades was the ultimate test the two would face. From getting lost in the woods following animal instincts, making sniper sling shots that would drastically switch the game, to walking on water to play the “chosen one.” Gilbert and Santos are still fighting the (invisible) fight, and both have been domesticated, which can mean many things, so we’ll just say… Thank you for reading and I’ll keep the same energy for the other Bios =).
Groomsman
Chris aka – Mr. Manifesto is Santos’ cousin and second member of the “special Ops team.” They were kickin’ it since his initiation to the group. The two would continue on some wild predicaments that are better not stated, but one legacy was the creation of KZ and Chris Manifesto. The two spent time freestyling and practicing the verbal monstrosity that would create content not worthy for this world and tho Santos made a few underground hits, he would make songs for his future wife that featured and was produced by the talented Artist. The two had a few tough times and really helped each other be an anchor and hold it down. And one can say that Chris and Santos have bonded (and maybe Bondage) with different activities that are life changing: boot strapping, leather apron wearing, thick gloves, chains, metal rods, sparks and fire, wearing welding helmets …… wow that sounded like … welding items geeeez let’s move on thanks for reading.
Groomsman
AHHH MR GIO BANI aka SXMBV is one of the young cousins and has been heard to be the cutest one of the five… who heard it … legends speak of a spirit horse that gallops in the night. When pheromones are at its peak, you can hear a call of a screaming mare, “GIO IS CUTER THAN ALL HIS BROTHERS” …. AND “I’VE BEEN WAITING YEARS FOR HIM.” No one has really heard this before but I’m sure it’s real if it’s on the internet. Gio and Santos would start the journey once Gio showed his strength on initiation day. The two became Goons, going out at all times of the night partying and making memories. The two grew up and started growing mentally to evolve into greater men. Till this day, the two always keeping it G and fresh with “AMBVSH” gear. The joke was at the start. Keep reading… who’s left?
Best Woman
Paola aka Pao aka Pio aka paloma, the oldest offspring, Santos’ only sibling. The two have spent just about all their lives stuck together as life would have it. The two had a bumpy ride together…. She never qualified for special Ops, to be honest, I don’t even think she applied. Paola was one of the first mentors for Santos aside from their parents. As a young Pio, she never wanted the role and I’m sure she had him take the fall for things and insisted that “dressing up with makeup” was team building. Paola and Santos continued on the battle of siblings to see who can become the “Ultimate favorite.” Their parents claim they don’t have one, but both offspring have heard multiple stories stating otherwise. Current events show they have become closer as a family. Records show Paola is the best woman for the wedding and has created her own Offspring that is soon to terrorize her world, and legends state he will continue his uncle’s torment. Funny, yet passionate, with a little history VOILA!!!!!!!
Groomsman
Ariel aka stinky booty aka Baby is Santos’ Nephew/Godson. The two haven’t had much time together, so I can’t type a lot of things. But he is a child and won’t read this till … 7 - 10 years later if this site is still up and we remember to show him ….. ok hummm Santos loves you and its possible he is writing in a third person form so with that ….1….2….3….4…5.. ok few left ADELANTEEE!!!!
Groomsman
Austin aka MR. POWERS is Santos’ favorite human in the world. They met a few years back when he went to spend time with his Romance Queen. Austin and Santos haven’t had a lot of time together because Santos really likes Austin’s Cousin. Austin and Santos still had Quality moments together and very cute moments that included long conversations about life and how amazing we are …. Could have been something in the air… or love …… definitely the gummy bears were not sour gummies… must have been some mix up. The two still hang out and vibe once in a while and, rumor has it Santos is trying really hard to become best friends on Pokemon Go that Austin wont log into or send me gifts … I mean Santos… broke fourth wall, told a Dad joke queue Mariah Carey songs …….CHECK !!
Groomsman
Francisco aka Ciscko aka Chiko is Santos’ long time childhood friend. Ciscko and Santos would start a wild childhood life of Shenanigans that would be a very cherished history to remember. Installing two 15” speakers to a two-door white hawk, racing mopeds down the streets with no muffler disturbing the peace, taking the Geo metro for a spin … literally. Years go by and the two remain close friends. Though unappreciated by Ciscko, rumor has it that Santos has more funny pictures of him than his girl does. Santos has hopes of one day making a photo album as a gift, and even higher hopes to have more humorous pictures taken at the wedding. To be honest, we gon catch a lot of party animal, insta moments, high vibes… who am I kidding? Shitfaced drunk. Read everyone’s in no particular order, or don’t read any. BYE!!!
Maid of Honor
Oh where to start... Jenna and Bee go back to the beginning! They literally spent everyday together as the OG content creators on Bee's webcam. Jenna was so patient with Bee's constant need to make routines on the trampoline and be a clown at her grandparents house. From constant scraped legs and hands after falling off the skateboard/bike/scooter when they thought they were Tony Hawk on Joey's ramp, to the sheer frustration they felt when playing Super Mario Bros for hours without passing a level, Jenna and Bee created a bond that could never be broken. When Jenna's family moved to another city from across the street, Bee thought her world was ending! They sobbed together over Panera soup (the drama!) and wondered how in the world life would go on. Now, as "adults" Jenna and Bee's relationship has blossomed and matured. Bee has a nonjudgemental, supportive, precious friend (or in true Latino fashion, cousin) in Jenna that she can consistently count on. Mirroring the friendship their mothers have held since 4 years old, Jenna and Bee continue in their locuras in this wedding and for the rest of their lives.
Bridesmaid
Amber and Bee are besties for the restie. They've been partying it up since day 1, watching TV shows they weren't supposed to, making books of shadows, and surfing the waves of Daytona Beach in tubes. Amber and Bee, or should I say Piper and Phoebe, spent every weekend on the seaweed-y sands of Crandon beach, begging their moms to continue the party at the pool afterwards. They watched their moms hang out on the swing in the carport talking and laughing for hours. Amber and Bee even learned about the internet together and would "Ask Jeeves" tons of important questions. They grew up together and have continued to share so many moments growing together through life. Little Amber and Bee would be jumping for joy if they saw that they'd be bridesmaids in each other's wedding all these years later!
Bridesmaid
Lil Kris! Bee's bestie since kindergarten! Kris has seen Bee go through each awkward phase and has continued to love her through them all. They were Singstar superstars and Just Dance queens. Krisia and Bee sang in chorus in elementary school and played the clarinet together in middle school. They spent countless hours on Krisia's iMac taking Photobooth pictures, creating movie trailers, and being comedians. They cheered together. Basically, they are all-around talents. Krisia and Bee will never hear the song "Yeah!" by Usher without bursting into laughter. They have been so close people even believed they were twins. The cancer twins share so many memories that Bee holds dear to her heart, especially the delicious chocolate chip cookies Krisia makes.
Bridesmaid
Vane, the originator of the illuminati llama crew. She is the light of the group, always remaining positive and optimistic. Vane and Bee became close in high school during cheerleading. Their silly energy bounced off one another and the two became instant friends. Vane and Bee have laughed until their stomach hurt on so many occasions, the true ab workout. They shared many late nights eating Doritos in Kris' bed, laughing and watching movies. As they got older, Vane and Bee have kept a close bond and supported one another through everything they don't prepare you for in adulthood. Now, Bee was with Vane as she got engaged and Vane will be walking down the aisle at Bee's wedding! They are sure to continue making memories and pulling out splinters from each other's feet.
Bridesmaid
Lexi, from bestie to prima!! Lexi and Bee initially bonded as swolemates and quickly became soulmates. They spent so many hours in the gym building gains and an unbreakable bond. Lexi and Bee could do it all, from studying together to partying together. They asked for and gave each other advice (mostly with credit to web md) and can count on one another for constant support. Lexi and Bee ran around the skreets of Gainesville- out of all places- drinking blue slushies, feelin froggy, and NOT leaping. They traveled to the city of love together and then conquered the skreets and brujas of Paris. You know when they say some friends are like family? Well that is literally gonna be true for Lexi and Bee! Next level friendship!!!
Bridesmaid
DaimiG!! Bee's first roommate besides her mom! Daimiris showed up unexpectedly in Bee's life. Bee thought she might have gotten lucky enough to have her own room in the dorm suite, since the mystery roommate hadn't shown up. Little did she know, Bee was the luckiest to have Daimiris as her suitemate in those tall Beaty towers. Daimiris showed up with her fresh curls and pretend quiet voice at the absolute last moment possible. From then on, Daimiris and Bee shared endless laughs and good times. From milk baths and Gator nights, to talking until 3 am in the kitchen/dining/living room, Daimi and Bee started a beautiful friendship. They spontaneously decided to travel to Vietnam and travel SE Asia, met up in Paris, and traveled back to France for Daimi's fairytale wedding. As grown professionals soon to make an actual income, there will probably be many more trips and adventures in their future!
Bridesmaid
Bicky, Bee's Einstein partner. Vicky and Bee met in college as Beaty roommates. They loved each other so much they decided to continue being roommates in the grove turned varsity house. Vicky and Bee created a ritual of meeting up every week at the Einstein bagels on campus followed by cute outdoor bagel and coffee picnics. They also bonded over their frequent trips to the pod for blueberry yogurt covered pretzels. Vicky and Bee's friendship was based in more than just delicious treats, though. They both had many common interests, as they would learn over time. Vicky taught Bee how to (attempt to) play racquetball and Bee taught Vicky the current slang. And although they haven't been on a bagel date in a while, their friendship remains tight.
Bridesmaid
Anita, the reason Bee found housing as a freshman at UF! Even though Ana and Bee went to the same high school for a bit and had similar friend groups, the two's friendship would not blossom until college. Ana and Bee spent many sleepless nights with their other roommates discussing every possible topic you can imagine. They had a similar sense of humor and sometimes would laugh just by making eye contact at a specific moment. They even imagined a whole potential music video to a song they always forget while stuck in traffic. Ana and Bee spent many times together from Valentine's day and Easter to photoshoots downtown and study dates at coffee shops. They could always come up with an adventure to have fun and pass the time in the swamp.