It all began on a dating app called Tinder... I saw this picture of a jaw-dropping smile on the most beautiful face I’ve ever seen. It was this girl named Tensie. She was very adventurous with her main photo of her on top of a mountain with her arms up, flexing her guns. I was smitten at first sight - I swiped right. A couple hours later, I get a notification. It’s from Tinder. WE MATCHED! I thought to myself, “No way. It had to be a mistake. She’s way too beautiful!” Regardless of my doubt, I sent her a message telling her how beautiful I thought her smile was. She came back at me with, “I’d like to say the same for you, but you aren’t smiling in any of your pictures!” Lol A week and a half rolls by, and I am so into this girl! We talked every single day, all day long. One day, I ask what her plans for the upcoming weekend were, and she sends me a screenshot of her maps. On her maps, it’s set for Yakima to Spanaway. I ask, “What is this???” She replies, “I need to see you in person! What are you doing this Saturday?” At this point, I’m in shock! I’m so nervous, my whole body is shaking!
THE first date... I was incredibly nervous! I even considered stopping by Arby’s to bum a cigarette off an old coworker — I didn’t! But, man, was I tempted. Anyways, we decided to meet halfway in North Bend. I pulled into the strip mall and parked in a deserted part of the parking lot. I texted her letting her know I arrived. She replied saying she was almost there!!! EEK!!!! I told her what vehicle I was driving and where I was parked. Guys, I was SO nervous! A few minutes later, a silver Subaru Forester pulls up next to my passenger side (Lol, I know right.. clichè lesbian stereotype). I get out of my car with flowers in (my sweaty, shaking) hand, walk around the front of my car to greet her. Guys... This girl is GORGEOUS. I mean just absolutely stunning. 😍😍😍 I hand her the flowers and open my passenger car door for her.