Elissa & Brian
BRIDAL ROSTER
Rebecca Rotstein
Maid of Honor
•Elissa's older sister •Lent Elissa her ID so she could get her ears pierced without a parent. •Bought Elissa her first bottle of alcohol. It was Captain Morgan. •Famous for coining the phrase "We're in the process" when asked if we were ready for bed yet as kids.
Samantha Klie
Maid of Honor
•Elissa's younger sister •Nicknamed "Sludge" as a kid by Elissa •Drank a bottle of warm milk till she was 6, (Elissa drank one till she was 8). •Known for playing Sardian, in the Becca Klie Original Production, of that same Title.
Jess Glanzberg
Bridesmaid
•Elissa's OG BFF •Pushed Elissa around school in a wheel chair for 2 months when she broke her leg •Was the treasurer of SADD •Burned half her eyelashes off once at Elissa's birthday party. (the next morning they spent 45 minutes discussing the placement of the kitchen table so Elissa's mom wouldn't know they threw a party).
Jane Joyce
Bridesmaid
•Elissa's Ride or Die, college bff, roomate, and IC basketball teammate •Married to Elissa's cousin, Joey Joyce •Pretends to be allergic to Orange Juice •Has singlehandedly cured panic attacks for Elissa on the reg, including one night in college, where she rubbed Elissa's back until she fell asleep.
Elliot Rotstein
Bridesman
•Elissa's Brother (technically bro-in-law, but that's a term for in-laws you haven't walked in on in the bathroom) •Has survived the Klie fam for over 15 years •Chef to the max (without him his family would starve) •Only wears clothes that are "in his rotation"
Casey Connolly
Best Man
•The other half of The Brothers Dingus. •Lives in Jacksonville, FL but still has all his teeth! •Received the accolade of best legs in high school. •Got married to Sandy Connolly in Germany where Brian was the best man.
Amy Connolly
Best Woman
•Sister Dingus. •Won the 2015 Angry Ham Karaoke Contest. •Met Bobby DeNiro on set. •Convinced Brian NOT to wear a grey suit with a ruffled tuxedo shirt and pink bow tie for his wedding (She’s a stylist in NYC who owns a pair of eyes). Elissa thanks her for that.
TJ Morse
Best Man
•Drinks, er…works at Wachusett Brewing Company in Westminster, MA. •Starred on the Ashland High School basketball team during the 1996-97 season while Brian sat the bench. •Father of four children (they might all be his) with his wife Erin Morse.
Craig Herrick
Best Man
•This guy here is dead. •Known as “The Needleman” to nobody, but come on! How have we never called you Stew “The Needleman” Herrick? •Married to Hedy “The Egyptian Magician” Herrick.
Blake Lukis
Best Man
•Won the Most Improved Human Award, a distinction given out by Brian Connolly once a lifetime. •Avid Dave Matthews fan, who proposed to his wife Lindsey at a concert while “The Stone” was being performed. •At 6’5”, he is Brian’s tallest tall friend.