Wedding Party
Audrey Hokanson
Bride
Audrey is a kind and forgiving older sister to not only her biological sister, but a number of “sisters” she has picked up along the way. Not far from a Disney Princess in values, personality, or excitement to see a cute animal. And just as any strong, independent girl knows, bows in the hair haven’t stopped her from being a powerful force in whatever she wants to do! From horseback riding, competitive shooting, to earning her degree early at Eastern Washington University and even working a campground at Mt. St. Helens. True to character, she works every day to rescue and rehabilitate shelter pets at the Spokane Humane Society. Of course, as every Princess knows, the tale isn’t complete without a Prince Charming…
Brian Pichette
Groom
Brian is a loving older brother to his four younger siblings. Whether he's in a whirlwind of family laughter in the living room, quietly teaching his and Audrey’s wicked-smart dog how to take over the world, or embracing the raw beauty of nature through camping, Brian’s motives always stem back to one thing: caring. His quiet and thoughtful nature also translated smoothly into his talent with sports, theater, improv, music and linguistics! He began his college career at Eastern Washington University, studied in France, and then worked with the Chickasaw Nation, where he researched and articulated the linguistic history of a Native American culture as well as his family’s heritage. While working on his studies at university, Brian’s love story began….
Evelyn Hokanson
Maid of Honor
Evelyn is one of only three living humans who can actually speak dog. The other two are Santa Claus and Queen Elizabeth II. You'll know you've spotted her when you see the procession of canine and other animal life enthusiastically trailing behind her. Taiyo, her Welsh Springer Spaniel, is something of a celebrity. We are honored to share his presence. Evelyn is a witty animal lover with a knack for humor. She exists on a level only known to some human-kind, you might even call it a void, where you can bask in her brilliance. Audrey's only biological sister, the two have been through all their ups and downs together, and we're excited to be sharing this special "up" together!
Nathan Pichette
Best Man
Nathan is an entertainer by trade. Far and wide has he traveled, leaving wiles and bewilderment in his wake. If you have never heard of Nathan, you may know him by one of his many aliases: Pineapplebottom Jeans, the Ferret Whisperer, Shrek, Mithrandir, or Catherine Johnson. His voice can calm a raging dragon, his silky smooth dance moves can summon wind and rain, and his acting chops can portray the complex inner workings and emotional depth of said dragon. Nathan has known Brian for his entire life, but has supported him for uncounted centuries. Together they have observed numerous trees. He is excited to usher Brian into this next phase of his adventure.
Ari Warner
Sister of the Bride
As the bestie of the bride Ari can literally predict Audrey's next thoughts. She is as caring as she is exciting and is the most accurate judge of character... yes it's safe to assume the judgment you feel is coming from this side of the room - just know she's only judging your dance moves! If anyone is to be called in case of trouble it's Ari, but most of the time she is at the center of the chaos. Her and the bride met as kids and have lived parallel lives ever since. She is the lover of all Audrey's dark and the vibrant light to this dynamic duo. If the bride is found lost at any point please return her to her Sister of the Bride.
Justin Pichette
Groomsman
Justin is a baller. And when he ball, he ball for real. Lebron once challenged him to a first to ten. Justin held firm eye contact while chugging an entire two liter of root beer before crossing over the King so hard that his hairline receded several inches. Justin has recently popularized the alternative "carnivore diet" which has allowed him to gain the strength of ten men, and grow several feet taller in only two years. He has a six pack. Doctors hate him. Firemen fear him. Lawyers respect his burgeoning intellect. As Brian's younger brother (not biological son) together they have shared several meals. Justin will be a strong presence at the wedding, making sure no one is up to any funny business.
Morgahn Warner
Bridesmaid
Morgahn is the boo to Audrey's bae. She's the kind of friend that everyone needs. She loves trying something new, and can always deliver on a crazy or hilarious story. Many tales of adventure shared between her and the bride circle as whispers of myth, all more crazy than the last. As an odd coincidence, seismologists once read a 10 on the shenanigans scale, and inexplicably discovered Morgahn at the epicenter. Hmmm... strange. Recent activity suggests that there will be another magnitude 10 shenanigan event on Sep. 14, 2021. There's a good chance we'll find Morgahn there as well.
Ira McLeod
Groomsman
Ira is a mythical creature akin to sasquatch or the loch ness monster. Ira encounters are characterized by deep conversations, long drives, and hilarious shenanigans. He is only known to have lost Mario Party once (to Nathan). Other notable accomplishments include: falling into many lakes, almost writing a book, and stubbornly keeping himself alive for more than two decades. Although Ira would like to be the one marrying Brian, he has given up on this dream, and is very happy for the bride and groom.
Sofie Keller
Bridesmaid
Bow to the adventure queen!! In some ways, Sofie is what would have happened if Galadriel had taken the ring from Frodo. But don't worry, she is the strong, quiet supporter of the "sisters", holding them together with paracord and a dream. She's an animal lover to the max, and can be found on hiking trails in any compass direction, and multiple continents. You might notice her uncanny ability to make any event even more interesting so keep watch! Sofie can turn any occasion into a mystical quest, and is excited to keep supporting Audrey's journey!
Brandon Pichette
Groomsman
Cousins are the some of our first and best friends, and no one goes back as far with Brian as his cousin Brandon. The two spent countless hours battling invisible spiders in trees and other imaginary adversaries. Later on, they would spend one summer in an epic movie training montage a la Rocky Balboa with their dads Jeff and Kevin to prepare for Hoopfest, a 3-on-3 basketball tournament in downtown Spokane. They won... everyone's hearts, as they will surely continue to do for the foreseeable future.
Clara Tedford
Bridesmaid
So, let's say, hypothetically, that a ravenous bear somehow attacks during the wedding. Clara will fight the bear. If a ghost were to try and haunt the reception, it wouldn't be the first time Clara has fought a ghost. She is a loyal force of nature, and if you are fortunate enough to be on her good side, she will be with you through thick and thin. She has always been there to show love for her "sisters". She is, uh, fudging stoked, that Audrey is getting married. We can all remain calm under her watchful protection.
Zachary Gunning
Groomsman
Zachary is the embodiment of chill. I cannot stress this enough. So chill, in fact, that one year Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow, and there were STILL six more weeks of winter. This is absolutely not a superpower, and Zach certainly does not have a secret identity of any kind, please do not suspect a thing. We aren't trying to put together a team of super powered individuals to fight against alien threats or anything. Really! Anyways, Zach is a kind, funny guy, and is always there to share a laugh.
Alyssa Pichette
Bridesmaid
Most people collect Pokémon cards or bottle caps, Alyssa collects talents. If you decide to try out a random new hobby one day, you might just meet Alyssa. This artistic bab can do aerial silks, multiple styles of dance, and create and illustrate entire worlds. You know, no big deal. But at the end of the day possibly her best talent is that she is a sister and friend that you can trust and confide in. This old soul is as wise as she is loving and you can trust her to guide the way in the best and brightest of light. Alyssa is the person you can look to always. She cares deeply and loves hope!
Nicole Pichette
Bridesmaid
Brian will not admit this, but Nicole is probably his favorite sibling. A confident advocate of the best in life, Nicole is happiest barefoot, wild, and free, frolicking in nature. And it doesn't get much better than drinking tea, buying eco-friendly everything, and learning a language here and there. Nicole does not shy away from a challenge. And if you're thinking that she must not have any flaws, we did manage to find one: she has a tendency to spill water. Yes, yes, we're reaching, but that's just how awesome Nicole is.