We met right here! (really)

It all happened in one day in southern Spain. I was a random American that showed up to the beach with a 40oz and took a nap with my feet in the Mediterranean. Matias was a total babe with a busted up leg covered in what appeared to be mud. It was love at first sight. I took a chance, sat down next to him, and asked "dude, what happened to your leg?" The rest is history and now you're attending our wedding celebration and we're living happily ever after!