Fact: You betcha!
DUH!! We are expert cake testers at this point.
Unfortunately, that is in your hands. Please don't drink and drive, we love you and would hate to see anything happen that would ruin our special day.
Yes, but please drink in moderation. We don't want to have to manhandle you if you act a fool.
Pretty much! If you know the bride, then you will understand her goofy behavior. Plus, she doesn't think many people will even look at this website.