Matron of Honor
Aly's sister, aka Brinan, Married to Dom aka Domangus. MBA stands for Masters Brinan Association
Best Man
A baby at heart and youthful in soul. Dating Abbitha Jones.
Groomsman
Noodler, (see also The Noodler) bald brother, computer wife
Bridesmaid
Kiki the enlightened, achievement = Nirvana. Married to Jake Thomás
Bridesmaid
Amy of the deep sea, passion = marine dental biology. Married to Spenser Maedgen (pronounced MAGE-IN ((I believe)) )
Bridesman
Comrade Chase, Aly's first boyfriend, secret agent, за родную землю
Bridesmaid
Abby Simmons, better known as Abbitha Jones. Unifier of nations, made our wedding cake. Dating Richard Beme
Bridesmaid
Ms. Meek Jone a taki's, sportgameball go team. Passion = 3 beers. Good friend and Sage keeper of the word
Bridesmaid
L'yeah Woodwardian, part woman part machine, can make you pretty
Flower Girl
Lorba June the first of royal blood here to dance in jubilee
Groomsman
Homo-Asianus, part man part meme, beloved beverage consumer. Married to Mrs. Mayalisa Kent. Not actually Asian Joe Biden
Groomsman
Fortnitius Chuddus, Landoni Ondhi Almond. Missionary man, seer and revelator. Bimby's brother.
Groomsman
Korean-American Logan Davis grew up on the outskirts of Cedar Hills UT with a lovely 4 brother family. Logan grew to love the lord and the land and the law of that land and the lord of that law and the land of that lord. He owns 2 birds and loves tracksuits.
Groomsman
Liftus Maximus, former Diesel Wrangler now converted Diesel Rider, Aly's brother
Groomsman
Domangus Montoya, Took your job, Electric Man will explode and delight. 10,000 short circuits