the wedding party
Brenda
Bride
Kev's wifey for lifey.
Kevin
Groom
Bren's Kev for evs.
Debbie
Bridesmaid
She's looking for a man in (not) finance, (must have a) trust fund, 6'5 (and above only), (any coloured) eyes (she's not really looking... will just date you for the plot though).
Ferdy
Groomsman
Mentally, he's still in Europe (currently suffering from Post-Tomorrowland Syndrome). Reckons he can out-trivia anyone in LOTR; will want to be your Mellon (iykyk).
Jacqueline
Bridesmaid
Loves a tequila shot (without the salt and lime?!) and will correct your grammar. Hanging out with Jackee also means we'll be hanging out with the Nguyen clan - come one, come all. Also is Kevin's greatest frenemy.
Mitchell
Groomsman
Our BFG - his knees were made for dancing, that's just what they do. It's going to be a bad day to be a dancefloor... Still learning how to split a G.
Juliet
Bridesmaid
Full-Time Nurse, Part-Time Will-Not-Let-You-Nurse-Your-Drink person. Will cause your hangover but also help treat the hangover the day after.
Morgan
Groomsman
Our token thirdwheeling Maori. Always keen for a quadruple park and a Maccas feed after. Forecasting clear skies and sun with a 100% chance of "g, let's get another drink". Chur.
Vanessa
Bridesmaid
Gives the best hugs and is our biggest hype gal. Is also our biggest cry-baby. Don't diss the food, or she'll diss you.
Wilyan
Groomsman
The most responsible... until he starts drinking. Loves a cheeky Metamucil and a 2-hour nap - if you see him with a glass, you didn't. Also is yet to complete a full marathon.