Bride
Jenna (the egg) has known Brendan (the thumb) since meeting at The College of New Jersey in 2017. They may have originally started their student athlete journeys as track stars, but grew together over their love of rowing and hiking.
Groom
I was there the day Horus slew the Emperor....
Maid of Honor
The one and only sister of the bride.
Best Man
Sworn Bannerman to House Graf (Brother of Brendan).
Bridesmaid
Jenna's best (and most Slavic) hiking buddy from Wayne.
Groomsman
The Wolf of Wall Street
Bridesmaid
Jenna's best friend and youth group alumni from Kinnelon
Groomsman
"That's my teammate...that's my quarterback" - Terrell Owens
Bridesmaid
Jenna's most artsy best friend from college. Together they sheltered in the arts/comm building for many an insomniatic art project.
Groomsman
"Initial Success or Total Failure"