Wedding Party
Brendan Rogers
Groom
Brendan runs on curiosity, heavy bass, and the firm belief that he can master anything with enough enthusiasm. He loves cars (not the bride’s Honda),AI, aliens (just in case), and inventing a new hobby basically every day. Currently, he’s teaching himself guitar and is certain muscle memory is about to kick in any minute now. Bren is extremely loving and has a wild imagination! He watered a fake cactus for a year before realizing it was fake. That is the kind of love he plans to show his bride Andrea. His exciting optimism radiates to those around him and He loves Andrea as much as he loves Timothy Chalomet and Koko Pele (a desert spirit dancer). Bren is a dreamer and a believer. Artificial intelligence calculates that Brendan has an 80-90% chance of being a great husband.
Andrea Bakun
Bride
Andrea makes everything funny and she knows it—which is both a gift and a mild hazard. She’s too clever for her own good, sings constantly (quality left up to the listener), and has a sense of style supported by a truly impressive wardrobe. She’s a wildly talented artist, a self-proclaimed head nut in the nut house, and an open book about her past and the struggles that shaped her. Andrea’s personality fills the entire room, no microphone required, and somehow she can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, under any circumstances. She wears her heart on her sleeve, loves with complete honesty, and may or may not have successfully convinced the groom to propose earlier than planned. In the end, she is the safest place he’s ever landed, the laugh he never wants to stop hearing, and the person he chooses—every single day.
Quinn Rogers
Best Man
Quinn is a self-made NFT thousandaire and the youngest Rogers brother. His hobbies include skiing, call of duty, and his dog Ryker.
Taissa Hamulak
First Lady
Our lovely Taissa works in compensation - so she knows your salary band and your worth. She’s extremely active in the Ukrainian community, volunteers an objectively unhinged amount, and somehow still finds time to travel nonstop. Dog mom to Kip and professional collector of friends across time zones.
Colin Rogers
Best Man
Colin is the oldest, and some say ring leader, of the Rogers brothers. Colin hates when waiters get his order wrong, loves to be a salty dog on the beach, and believes in aliens.
Ali Bakun
Bridesmaid
Ali is an interior decorating genius. She loves neutral colors, animals, and is Stefan’s smarter half.
Stefan Bakun
Groomsman
Stefan has the blessing of being Andrea's older brother. When he is not saving patients in the hospital, he enjoys a good petting zoo.
Dani Goldinsky
Bridesmaid
Dani has been friends with Andrea since they made sock puppets in kindergarten. Do not be deceived by her good looks, Dani was class president and is currently an engineer. This girl loves to party, she was drinking vodka at soccer practice at 10 years old!
Tom Misuraca
Groomsman
Tom is a real estate mogul and somehow managed to father two adorable children. He believes the moon landing was fake.
Erica Greenberg
Bridesmaid
Sorry boys, she's taken. Erica has a dark sense of humor, is a fierce competitor, and enjoys running (so not completely sane). She takes care of her dogs Ryker and Quinn.
Andrew Swift
Groomsman
Swift is a middle school teacher by day, and a level 80 dwarf paladin by night. You can catch him on the dance floor, he claims his hips don't lie.
Rachael Rogers
Bridesmaid
Rachael can get down with the best of em at any dubstep show! She loves music, Bridgerton, and vowed to be Colin's caretaker for life.
Lucas Malavarca
Groomsman
Lucas is a car enthusiast and a commercial real estate developer. Don't be deceived by his good looks, he drives a Porsche.... wait, nevermind.
Christina Bakun
Bridesmaid
Christina has the blessing of being Andrea's cousin. She is an active foodie in the New York/ New Jersey area. She enjoys traveling and making up food puns. Christina was not her grandfathers favorite... that was Andrea.
Nic Zarro
Groomsman
Last but certainly not least, realtor, rapper, and Factory New Karambit Doppler Phase 2 owner, Nic. He has been friends with Brendan since kindergarten, and loves a velour track suit.
