with Bubba's blessing

This is our wedding website. Brenda asked me to write this section. She's sitting right next to me now, ensuring I don't type something stupid. What I can tell you is this...I saw her on Tinder. She looked sweet. We met up and she was more sassy than sweet. I liked that. So we decided to get married that day and just waited four years to tell the rest of you. I can't really say much more. She's still right next to me eyeballing this section like a hawk. We love each other very much (she wrote that part). Get ready for the ultimate wedding party ever!!!! Haduken!