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The year is 1969. The war in Vietnam is raging on as the hippie movement takes its toll on American morality at home. Tyler has just returned from his last deployment to Vietnam with Troop 109 of the Boy Scouts of America. Breanna had been working at the local USO to do her part for the war effort, and that's where she and Tyler came to know each other. Being the toughest, most battle-harneded, handsomest guy in all of 'Nam, Tyler thought he needed a trophy wife to keep up images, and so he began his search. He began courtship with several models, starlets and socialites before finding Breanna at a USO blood drive. She was drawing blood from donors for the war effort when she came to collect Tyler's life-giving and award-winning vein juice. She abandoned all professionalism with a swift, "wow, what delicious veins you have, Sargeant Lee", to which Sergeant Lee replied, "Thanks. I grew them myself." It was with that realization that Tyler had indeed grown his own veins his whole life without any outside help that she fell for him. However, he hadn't yet fallen for her, and dark times were in store for the two of them. Breanna was immediately OB-FREAKING-SESSED with Tyler, going so far as to secretly have his name tattooed on her buttocks. She stalked him for months, day and night, going so far as to call all of the celebrities that Tyler had kept as company to threaten them. When the company that he kept relayed the message to him about a crazy girl calling at all hours to make empty threats, he decided that he'd had enough. Tyler went to the quaint little Gelato shop that Breannas family had been running since the 1920s to make it known that he would have no more of her crap. He stormed through the door like a bolt of lightning, leaving all tact at the threshold behind him. He called to Breanna in the manner of John Wayne, summoning a tumbleweed to dance across the scene. She met his glass-cutting gaze with her own. As tensions danced around the atmosphere, the rage turned to hatred, turned to envy, turned to desire. It was at that very moment that time stood still as they locked eyes, fearing the inevitable - yet surrendering nonetheless. Fate had found them and had left no means to escape. He exclaimed to her that he had come to demand a duel at dawn but has henceforth relinquished his demand in exchange for a date at the local cinema. It was in that cinema that their bond would be solidified, set in stone for all eternity for at least a few years. Since that day, Tyler and Breanna have been inseparable, except for that one time Taylor Swift came to town for a show. They purchased a countryside manor-turned-B&B, which caters to the local elderly community. The couple can often be spotted in the slums of Oklahoma City and surrounding towns handing out toiletries to homeless toddlers - a work that has bonded them through hardship. And here we are, on the eve of the day they will wed - a marriage sure to last several years, at least. So long as their are homeless toddlers to feed, old men to house, and wars to fight in Vietnam, you can bet your bottom dollar that Tyler and Breanna have an 80% chance of being together! ❤️