Bre & Carey
Wedding Party
Gentry Alverson
Officiant
Origin: 2010, 5th Floor Dykstra Hall UCLA Superlative: Most Likely to Get Conned Into Fathering 17 Cats Toxic Trait: Has the hookup for “cool exclusive concert” for band you’ve never heard of.
Rachel Bitter
Maid of Honor
Origin: 1997, Westlake Hills Elementary School Superlative: Most likely to call you "just because" Toxic Trait: Actually loves marshmallow Peeps, Bit-O-Honey, and the other candy nobody really likes.
Asher Hoffman
Best Man
Origin: 2006, Bishop O’Dowd High School Superlative: Best Man Toxic Trait: Asking for a hug after making a joke at your expense.
Taryn Govey
Bridesmaid
Origin: 2014, Santa Monica 4th of July Party Superlative: Most Likely to Befriend the Bouncer/Bartender/Entire Bar Toxic Trait: Thinks crop-tops are always appropriate.
Drew Ranahan
Groomsman
Origin: 2006, Bishop O’Dowd High School Superlative: Most Likely to Have Maggie Rogers Hold #1-5 in Their Spotify Year in Review Toxic Trait: He (and his coffee grinder) worked East Coast hours while we lived together in SF.
Meghan Horgan
Bridesmaid
Origin: 2017, Upright Citizen’s Brigade Improv Class Superlative: Most Likely to Go Viral on Twitter Toxic Trait: Will let you know that she’s currently low-key going viral on twitter.
Dani Bahrynian
Bridesmaid
Origin: 2009, UC Berkeley AXO Superlative: Most Likely to Apply Her Moot Court Skills to Convince You Why Westside LA is Better Toxic Trait: Consistently “running 5-10 minutes late.”
Jordan Newell
Groomsman
Origin: 2012, UCLA Sigma Chi Superlative: Most Likely to Speak at Your Wedding Toxic Trait: Is on his way to your place when he asks if he can crash there.
Varun Khurana
Groomsman
Origin: 2013, UCLA Camp Kesem Superlative: Slowest Eater Toxic Trait: Complaining about his “early meeting” at 11am.
Ashley Armstrong
Bridesmaid
Origin: 2016, Groundlings Improv Class Superlative: Most Likely to Have a Cult TikTok Following Toxic Trait: Actually loves boxed wine.
Farrah Azizi
Bridesmaid
Origin: 2014, USC Center on Philanthropy Superlative: Most Likely to Be the “Cool Mom” Toxic Trait: Thinks stilettos are comfortable.
Greg Rattray
Groomsman
Origin: 1998, Thornhill Elementary School Superlative: Most Likely to Plan His Day Around Food Toxic Trait: “Somehow” always gets the good bed on group trips.
Charlie Ranahan
Groomsman
Origin: 2006, Bishop O’Dowd High School Superlative: Most Likely to Start an Authentic Heart-to-Heart Toxic Trait: Needs the aux cord to play “this sick new song."
Marissa Royer
Bridesmaid
Origin: 2002, Colina Middle School Superlative: Most Likely to Be Off the Grid Toxic Trait: Fueled Bre’s Jonas Brothers addiction 2005-2010.
Ali Castro
Bridesmaid
Origin: 2009, UC Berkeley AXO Superlative: Most Likely to Have Tried Every Bottle on the Wine List Toxic Trait: Likely to run away when imbibing.
Matt Sallis
Groomsman
Origin: 2010, Gentry’s Room Superlative: Most Likely to Do the Ball Trick Toxic Trait: Picking one song and playing it all weekend. Also the ball trick.
Troye Wisdom
Groomsman
Origin: 2015, Lake Arrowhead Superlative: Most Unpredictable Hair/Facial Hair Toxic Trait: Insisting he’s “not just funny because of the accent.”
Lindsay Walter
Bridesmaid
Origin: 2009, UC Berkeley AXO Superlative: Most Likely to Check in Precisely When You Needed Someone To Toxic Traits: Is one of those people who *actually* stretches before skiing.
Kim Bielak
Bridesmaid
Origin: 1996, Westlake Hills Elementary School Superlative: Most Likely to Travel the World to Find Her True Calling Toxic Trait: ALWAYS got to be Baby Spice.
Marty Shamon
Groomsman
Origin: 2013, Rural Michigan Superlative: Most Likely to Make You Laugh and Cry in the Same Conversation Toxic Trait: Will break your living room coffee table if the Cubs lose.
Sebastian "Sebby" Appeldorn
Dog of Honor
Origin: 2023, SF SPCA Superlative: Most Likely to Think His Reflection is Another Dog Toxic Trait: Cute enough to eat socks, potty on the carpet, and tip over his water bowl without getting in trouble.