Hi! We are figuring this crap out as we go, but this place is slowly coming along...

Brandon's Recollection of How We Met: We met in college but timing was always off so we were just friends. Little did Briana know, I was lowkey crushing on her from afar... kind of creepy sounding typing that out. One day, someone tells her I am good at Statistics and so she asks me for help. I'm like, "Nah" because I wasn't trying to be her friend, I knew I was going to wife her up so couldn't bother with that friendzone stuff. Fast forward a year or who knows how long, and the timing feels right, so I ask her out on our first date (she actually had no idea it was a date as I said "lets grab food and catch up"). I drank 20 gallons of water to stay hydrated because it's a desert out here, and ended up asking to be excused a bakers dozen times to use the bathroom. So here we are, her thinking I have a UTI or whatever, and I look straight into optic lenses and told her I wanted to seriously date her (this is where she found out it was a date). She was instantly enamored. Legit told her I was going to marry her date 3, and here we are.