Maid of Honor
Some say the cooler and funnier sister... some being Sara Has the coast guard on speed dial following a traumatic raft experience that almost left her stranded at sea
Best Man
Movie/Music Historian Absolute ace of spades on the tennis court 2017 People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Runner-up
Bridesmaid
Alias: Zigzag Shaping young minds by day Founder & CEO of 'Get it Sister Weekend' by night Sister wife #1
Groomsman
Left handed (Some would say a feat in itself) The most impressive kill/death ratio of the group Groom's parental guardian for much of his senior year of college
Bridesmaid
Bride's birthday twin Personality and hair flips compensating for her size since 1989 Most likely to fall asleep at the reception Sister wife #2
Groomsman
The best “handles” on the basketball court this side of the mason Dixon line up Known for his rendition of “Don't Stop Believing” by Journey 2008 Nobel Peace Prize for his discovery in the field of Anatomy proving that the human nipple will in fact grow back
Bridesmaid
Responsible for all dance related injuries that will most likely occur at the wedding. A closet pianist. And single handly revived, 2x Olympic Gold Medalist, Briana Scurry's career.
Groomsman
Safety Manager for the Kivett/Toler wedding. Please contact him at (304) 668-9986 for any of your safety concerns prior to the wedding. Alter ego: Willard (who is not invited to the wedding) Owns a kilt soooo that tells you a lot right there
Bridesmaid
The bride would like to give thanks to her future sister in law for giving the groom his sense of style and teaching him not to use cheesy pick up lines.
Groomsman
BIL (Brother in-law) Able to site in any weapon with just two shots (Left blank as a place holder for all of the items he feared I would have put in this description)
Bridesmaid
Well known for her appearance in Gilmore Girls as a child actress Better known for her rendition of Dolly's '9 to 5' ....rhinestones can still be found scattered around the bride and groom's apartment from her infamous 2019 Dolly Parton costume
Groomsman
Owner of Clarks Food , LLC Californian ......enough said Life’s goal is to be the Sunfish state record holder in Virginia
Bridesmaid
The most reliable in the group if you ever want to rally; support & encouragement included Best darn charcuterie chef east of the Mississippi
Groomsman
Super hero aficionado and the best Warzone player of the group Known best for his alter ego “Tequila Sunrise Ray” Pretty sure Ray is Pilipino Royalty but it has never been confirmed
Bridesmaid
Warning: Contagious laughter is imminent Though she's one of the shortest in the group, her messy bun always makes her a strong contender for the tallest.
Groomsman
creator of the “Stanky Arm” And the “Crab Dribble” Was almost blinded in a freak racquetball accident, when struck in the face by a return shot. When asked about it, Brad has been quoted as saying “ I knew I was losing and I needed to make a big play” Apraxia survivor
Bridesmaid
aka Mathleen Bride's personal Animal Crossing guru Trusted ice skating instructor for the Caps players' kids; we may or may not have fan girled when Lauren Oshie texted her for lessons
Groomsman
Best parking valet of the group and Tetris master Simply an artist with his wood Fathered twins, so there is a sperm count joke in there somewhere