Maid of Honor
Jill and Lexi befriended one another through a mutual friend who introduced the two. They really love taking down the patriarchy in heels, wearing crop tops, and drinking Hennessy while making questionable life choices.
Best Man
A real OG, and one of Bobby and Alexis' favorite people. The epitome of a great friend and a true Jack Of All Trades.
Maid of Honor
Lexi's oldest and dearest friend; the two were as close to womb mates as non-biological "sisters" can get. Kiki is brilliant, hilarious, and always down for a good time.
Best Man
Kid can't handle a rap concert to save his life but he can give a hell of a speech. Plus he sucks at math, that is all.
Bridesmaid
This skiing extraordinaire and world traveler is one of Lexi's dearest college friends. They used to study together, eat Chipotle together, work out together, and dance on bars to Nelly throwbacks at Second Floor.
Groomsman
Arguably the worst Rugby player of all time. A strong purveyor of beers and he's from Hong Kong or South Korea or some shit like that.
Bridesmaid
The best twerker of all time and perhaps an even better dog mom. This girl boss is another one of Lexi's dearest friends from college. In fact, Jen, Lexi, and Sarah often called themselves the Three Musketeers (of Mischief).
Groomsman
He cuts people up and sows 'em back together, is a damn fine skipper of class (shoutout to UB's MBA class of 2016), and the hoodest Indian Bob's ever known.
Bridesmaid
Haley loves group fitness classes. Like, really loves them. And she's got the booty to prove it. ;) Loyal, fun, and always down for a heart to heart, Haley is a class act and a hell of a time.
Groomsman
Has potentially the worst football throw besides Philip Rivers even though he is a better quarterback than Josh Johnson. Bob will always remember that Red Hot Chili Pepper's set at Osheaga; simply amazing.
Bridesmaid
This beauty goes by the motto "Always the bridesmaid, never the bride," and that's partially because she's a damn good bridesmaid. She's almost at good at 'maiding as she is at teaching. And last we heard, she caught the bouquet at a recent wedding. So fingers crossed she can trash her motto soon.
Groomsman
The most chill-lackadaisical person to ever walk the face of the Earth. The party would not be the same without his crazy ass psychedellic t-shirts. One of the finest startup bros that Bob has had the pleasure of knowing; his pitches still are some of the best of all time.
Bridesmaid
An amazing dancer with an infinitely more amazing heart, this is Lexi's lovely aunt hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. Even though she cheats at drinking games (by pretending she's drinking when really the alcohol is just touching her lips), she's still an A+ lady.
Groomsman
Henny and Honey Jack, what else is there to say about Marc? Oh he's a Falcons fan so be sure to give him plenty of shit about that. He's an actual Jamaican and he sure as hell reps it. No problems, mon.
Bridesmaid
Let's be clear: Amanda hated Lexi when they first met. "Black people don't have blue eyes?!" "And why won't this girl shut up?!" These are some of the things that allegedly crossed Amanda's mind when they met. But Lexi is so darn lovable that she dropped her first impressions and became one of Lexi's best friends. In addition to margaritas they share a love for speaking Spanish and reading. #nerds
Groomsman
"Team Bobby!" No truer words have ever been spoken. Amanda is the earliest and most loyal supporter of Bob and Lexi's relationship. I mean, she literally dragged Lexi out of bed to hang out with Bob for the first time. She is the best graphic designer out there and she supposedly designs a mean pair of panties. (Don't ask us how we know that.) We can't wait to see her rock a blazer on the big day!
Bridesmaid
She's sassy, she's beautiful, and she's really good at sizing boobs. (Don't be alarmed. She does sales for Victoria's Secret.) Alyssa and Lexi are cheerleading buddies and together they make up 50% of the Fab Four. All that's missing are Marisa Lapatra and Amanda Winkler! But they're in the bridal party too, sooo I guess the Fab Four is complete.
Groomsman
A true gym class hero in his own right and one of the best kids that Bob knows. Just make sure that there are no pull out beds anywhere in his vicinity.
Bridesmaid
She's gorgeous, she's funny, and she is outspoken AF. When she's not "working" for her mom packaging orders (AKA living the high life), she's probably taking drunk snapchats or buying new sneakers. Another cheerleading buddy from years past, Marisa and Lexi go way back.
Groomsman
The best bass slapper this side of the Mississippi, along with being the best Spurs fan this side of the pond. Cullen is also Bob's favorite concertgoer and slammer of Strohs.