Wedding PartyWedding Party

Alexis LinderAlexis Linder

Bride

If anyone knows the bride well they know her love of potatoes. The debate of moving this wedding to Idaho with a baked potato bar was discussed up until the wedding date (by discussed we mean Alexis saying it should happen and both Bishop and her mother saying, NO.) Alexis doesn't mind the Siri voice and wouldn't change it but she would change the name "Alexa" to literally any other name. She also believes that sugar-cinnamon donut holes are a great food fight food because you can throw them far and the sugar will NEVER leave you. She would also happily forfeit a fork from her daily utensils because she loves spoons and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong.

Bishop FosterBishop Foster

Groom

There is no doubt whatsoever that Bishop loves Alexis, but he might love cheesecake just as much as he loves her. Bishop thinks replacing Siri's voice with R2-D2 would be great even though he would have no idea what they were saying. This goes perfectly with the title of Bishop's book title of his life which would be, "101 Wacky Noises and How to Make Them." Bishop feels he could fit a solid 7 oreos in his mouth and would forever give up a spoon because if you can sip, spoon is not essential.

Hannah SjostromHannah Sjostrom

Maid of Honor

Maid of Honor, Hannah Sjostrom would replace the "Siri" voice with the bride's because she's secretly a masochist. (JUST KIDDING.) Being the true independent woman she is, Hannah takes it the next level by believing she can fit the entire pack of Oreos in her mouth. She could also crush a food fight because her food of choice is a watermelon to physically knock out her competition. When she's finally tired of all of her accomplishments for the day, she'll relax with some pizza and ice cream because it's hard carrying the good looks in her friendship with Alexis.

Nick VittorioNick Vittorio

Best Man

Nick Vittorio is a patriotic man who loves a good burger cuz 'Merica. He also would love to serve whatever Gloppy from Candyland has got cause that fudge puddle has got it going on. He also would absolutely love to switch the "Siri" voice on his phone to Gary Busey. He believes red is the best flavor of candy probably because of the red dye but it's a risk he's willing to take for God and his country. When you think of the Best Man, please imagine him jumping out of a plane, hanging on to a pelican and throwing a Dairy Queen cake at his enemies; that's how you win a food fight folks.

Hailey MadisonHailey Madison

Bridesmaid

Hailey DeMotts loves popcorn so much, that when she started dating her now husband, her Mom pulled him aside and asked, "Have you witnessed Hailey INHALE her popcorn yet?" Hailey loves to channel Candyland character Grandma Nut by embroidering and going to bed by 9 pm. She once put chocolate syrup on pizza rolls and DOES NOT recommend doing that. She also believes spoons are absolutely "pointless" *finger guns*

Jacob LarsenJacob Larsen

Groomsman

If Jacob Larsen's life were a book title, it would be, "Crash and Burn Your Way to Success for Beginners" because despite life's battles he has many successes. One example is during an all-day rain storm while camping, Jacob and his party ate deli ham and powdered Tang because they got so hungry they used the Tang as an "orange glaze." His survival skills further expand into his ideology for food fights which are equated to, "Frozen apples for damage, whipped cream pies for all showmanship and none of the damage." Lastly he would like to note that he would gladly give up chopsticks as forks are simply superior.

Jessica GrubishJessica Grubish

Bridesmaid

Jessica Grubish isn't a sappy person, but any food she eats with her friends are her favorite food. However, it most likely because of the company she chooses to keep (such as the bride) that she titled the book of her life, "One Mishap After Another: A Memoir." Jessica would also use a Target bag as a replacement parachute falling out of plane most likely because she went to Target before going on the plane ride. Jessica isn't naive - she knows she can't fit more than Oreo in her mouth at a time, but she WILL finish the entire pack in one sitting.

Nick DrennenNick Drennen

Groomsman

If Nick Drennen were a candy in Candyland, he would be a hockey puc (peanut butter smooshed together in crackers then dipped in chocolate) but not because he lives in Duluth... He would absolutely change the voice of Siri in his phone to Robin Williams if he could. Also, would like to give his professional opinion that cherry pie is, indeed the best food for a food fight.

Mady LinderMady Linder

Bridesmaid

Mady Morrison thinks all Skittles taste the same but she'd pick out the yellow ones cause why not. Mady's book title for her life would be "Sarcasm 101." Mady may be sarcastic but she loves eating a good peanut butter pickle sandwich. She is probably asking Siri, whose name she would love to replace with Denzel Washington's voice, if the Vikings won. (They probably didn't.)

Caleb LinderCaleb Linder

Groomsman

Caleb Linder is the bride's brother with a passion for some pasta. Not only would it be an excellent food fight choice, but chicken alfredo is his favorite food. He would take that any day over cooked rabbit with ranch (which he has had and does not recommend). And while we're on the topic of food, Caleb feels like he can get four Oreos in his mouth but the bride wouldn't be surprised if he dipped it in ranch first.

Katia OsmanKatia Osman

Bridesman

If Katia Osman had the superpower to change Siri's voice on her phone, she would change it to Mr. Rogers. A music enthusiast, Katia would title her life "She, Who Listens to the Same Three Songs on Repeat" if her life were a book. If Katia ever found herself falling out of a plane without a parachute, she would use those Trampoline Moon shoes as seen on TV because they're the next best thing.

Dylan BrennerDylan Brenner

Groomsman

Dylan Brenner loves a good bowl of Pho, it warms you up and it's a great pick me up. :) A man of at least one talent, Dylan would give up forks forever because he can make do with chopsticks. The weirdest food combination he's ever eaten was during a desperate craving of Oreos and pickles. Strange-but he would probably do it again.

Kallie SmithKallie Smith

Bridesmaid

Kallie Girdeen would be raisinette in Candyland, which seems like an old person thing but truth be told is actually beloved by all. Within the library of life, Kallie thinks that the title of a book that best describes her life is, "Someone Tell Me How Taxes Work." Her favorite food is soup, and she would gladly give up forks forever because why would she need a fork for all her soup?

Drew DuffyDrew Duffy

Groomsman

No one will be able to miss groomsman Drew Duffy because he has an afro that won't quit and you certainly won't miss. A true Bob Ross doppelganger, Drew's title for his life if a book would be "Happy Little Accidents." In a food fight, Drew's food of choice is a casserole, because once it turns to concrete when dried you have psychological damage. The next best thing he would use if falling out of a plane is one of those propeller hats -works every time. He would give up forks forever because not only are they inefficient but they make your bloodline weak.

Boston FosterBoston Foster

Usher

Boston Foster is the brother of the groom and a man of order, which is why the Spork must be destroyed - it defies the natural order of the world. Boston loves a good maple baked salmon simply because they are awesome (Perhaps because of the maple syrup he's using....#shamlessplug) The question does remain: How many Oreos can Boston fit into his mouth? The world may never know....

Kirstine FosterKirstine Foster

Usher

Kirstine Foster, sister of the groom, has STRONG opinions about how to eat an Oreo. You are supposed to twist off one side, eat that, then lick the frosting until it is gone, then eat the final chocolate piece. Then you take another Oreo and eat it in a minimum of 3 bites. Repeat that alternation until you have eaten too many oreos. Obviously. Also frosting is the best food for a food fight and if you need visuals refer to the food fight in "Hook."

Jodi LinderJodi Linder

Mother of the Bride

Jodi Linder thinks the fact that her phone's Siri voice is not the iconic singer Pink is quite stupid. They should fix that. Due to personal childhood trauma of being hit with some peas in a Middle School lunchroom, Jodi would say peas are the best food for a food fight because they either smash or hit hard. Jodi also can fit one Oreo in her mouth but it's by choice because *and I quote*, "You need to savor each calorie at a time."

Pat LinderPat Linder

Father of the Bride

Pat Linder wholeheartedly believes sporks are absolutely worthless. Pat's life, if a book, would be titled "The Hard Way and Nothing Else" and he would most likely read it eating a venison steak because it's his favorite and reminds him of his childhood. Though, if Pat were a candy in Candyland, he would be those Red Hot candies because...well you know why... ;)

Lynn FosterLynn Foster

Mother of the Groom

Lynn Foster, true to her heritage, would be none other than a Sweedish Fish if she were a candy from Candyland. Though despite being a Swede, she happily gave up her days of eating lutefisk and lefse together. (It's called "snotfish" for a reason people.) These days, she would rather eat Bob Foster's Homemade Lobster Bisque because it is LEGENDARY. She would also choose any red candy because red is the first color that babies can see! Lynn is also team potato chips, no Oreos for her please.

Robert "Bob" FosterRobert "Bob" Foster

Father of the Groom

Despite having a deep voice himself, Bob Foster would happily listen to the sweet soothing sounds of Morgan Freeman's voice instead of Siri. Bob also absolutely swears by the combination of coffee grounds on steak, he does it every time and it's delicious. Try it. With his love for food (rice being the best) he knows that room temperature oysters would be excellent for a food fight. Bob's book of life title would be, "How to Be An Instigator" which goes perfectly with his preference of green gummy worms that he can hang out of his nose.

Kobe LawsKobe Laws

Flower Man

Kobe Laws, cousin to the bride, is the Flower Man and if you don't think that's a real thing, it is now. When asked a deep psychological and deep meaning question such as "Which Candy in Candyland would you be? Kobe responded, "I'm a diabetic so I'll pass but definitely Grandma Nut." Joining the many men in the wedding party who genuinely think they can fit FOUR Oreos in their mouth, Flowerman Kobe would replace the "Siri" voice with Willy Wonka because if his pancreas won't let him have sugar at least his phone voice will.

Tamika NestrudTamika Nestrud

Honor Attendant

Tamika is the personal attendant to the bride a hard-core taco lover. There are just so many ways you can prepare a taco that it's impossible not to love them. If Tamika were a candy in Candyland it would be anything chocolate! Tamika believes mashed potatoes are the best food for a food fight. PERIOD. If she fell out of a plane without a parachute, a gold ole fashioned umbrella like Mary Poppins ought to do the trick. And for the first time in this Wedding party poll - Tamika is the sole believer that she would give up a fork and/or spoon because she would just use a spork. WILD THOUGHTS.

Pastor Doug PaulsonPastor Doug Paulson

Officiant