Best Grooms Dude
This is David. He's a doctor that somehow works 36 hours on a 24 hour day. Weird right? Works very hard. Thank you for working during the pandemic. You are highly appreciated, particularly when you answer texts at 2:00AM about that one spot "my friend" has. If we need something super planned and we need to have a really thoughtful, awesome party, David's our guy. Like he'll remember you like this one thing from 10 years ago and bring it to a party for you.
Best Literal Older Sister
Andrea is a pharmacist, which is also a "doctor". She works really hard and makes sure you know it. She v humble. In all honesty, I don't know anyone who works more diligently than my older sister and who loves other people more than she loves herself. Thank you for continuing to work through everything. Oh, and thank you for very dramatically cleaning EVERYTHING so that I'm more comfortable.
Grooms dude
This is Brent. We call him Brentist the Dentist. He lived in Florida once. We forgive him for that. Brent also has beautifully blue eyes and is the nicest person we know. Just talk to him about anything to get an excuse to look at dem gems. We like Brent.
Literal Younger Sister
So, you know in the entire schedule that you definitely read how the bride and groom were like "No phones, we hate influencers blah blah"? Yeah. That's because of this one. "Oh Em GeE, let's take a picture of my new clothing line/food for my 1700 followers". Wait when did she get 1700 followers? Jen actually works really diligently and has this unfound level of ambition that I'm scared of. We're super proud of her.
Grooms Dude
His garage is bigger than your house. Stephen also has cars. Cool right? Except he doesn't remember the selfie he took that is his profile picture here. Ask him. He will tell you a different story every time. But it will be hilarious so it's okay. We keep him around because it's less expensive than TiVO.
Her Most Excellent Bridesladyship
Rae is a beautiful human who I have truly appreciated getting to know and love. We share a love of crafts, dogs, and appreciating all that shines in its own way. Most of our relationship cannot be described in words .... because most of the time we're greeting each other with some type of vocalization or random noise. You wouldn't understand. I promise we'll be together someday. Marry me. -Iris & Rae ...with chaperones. - Jobee & Robert