Groom
Bride
Best Man
I was there when he was born Doctor of Physics Human bodyboard Carpets fear his stride 10/10
Maid of Honor
Met through a fence Harry Potter Puppet Pals - Sock edition Praise be to the Almighty Loaf Master of car sleeping 10/10
Groomsman
Part man part boat CEO of Ganbei inc Beat me at squash 10/10
Bridesmaid
Doesn't know how to submit photos Sylvanian family window yeeter RIP Spyro game save Walking encyclopedia No.1 book buddy 10/10
Groomsman
Elite level ellipse sketcher Epic minimalist Never climbed Ben Nevis Phillipe Starck 10/10
Bridesmaid
Chicken-nugget trauma bonding Claimed identical partners Polaroid extraordinaire Best Halloween costume 2019 10/10
Groomsman
Fixed every tram in London Enjoys an orange wig Inventor of the El Jimbõ Just waitin' for a m8 10/10
Bridesmaid
Pre and primary school trauma bonding 2nd place in primary school dance contest Doctor of doctoring Planning since 1998 10/10
Groomsman
Head boy Never quit hockey Brewers till I die Mr Gleave open up 10/10
Bridesmaid
University lifesaver 2016 The Art of Juggling by Rod Nicolson Mold-room-infestation survivor Holder of my most embarrassing nights out 10/10
Bridesmaid
Piggy-back extraordinaire Sewing ninja Unrivaled flexibility A Traveling Legend
Father of the Bride
Hello, here's 50 quid Founder of 'How do' Reject ski, become snowboard Worlds best (and worst) dad joke teller Best Dad ever
Mother of the Bride
'Cuppa tea please, Stephen You gotta laugh! Skydiving enthusiast Busiest woman on Earth Best Mum ever
Father of the Groom
Found down a well at age 14 Tallest living mammal (2025) Best Dad ever
Mother of the Groom
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Cheese sandwich! Best Mum ever