Maid of Honor
Likes: a half-caf black coffee from Rise and Dine, an essential oil, asking people who they think is younger and then laughing at me when they say her. Hates: whistling.
Best Man
Likes: Larry David, a fresh baguette, a crossword that he'll finish before you've had your first cup of coffee. Hates: An undercooked steak.
Officiant & Bridesmaid
Likes: leftover Lomein cold from the fridge, Joel Madden, creating faces out of the front of cars and then speaking as said cars. Hates: when you don't let her pet your dog.
Officiant & Groomsman
Likes: Tom Petty, the perfect grapefruit, a deep discourse on religion, politics or the McConaissance. Hates: An underdusted chip.
Bridesmaid
Likes: lobster, Blink-182, coming home late to Kenny's Tipperary Inn and singing a sweet sweet ballad in her most favorite pajama set she likes to take with her on vacations. Hates: french fries. freak.
Groomsman
Likes: Alanis Morissette, recycling, wrestling Mark. Hates: A lack of mustard.
Bridesmaid
Likes: catching 1,000 pound Marlin, a dip as her dinner, showing her friends places they may have never adventured to. Hates: missing an episode of Schitt's Creek.
Groomsman
Likes: A super burrito, using his physical prowess to dominate Mark, taking care of his friends and family. Hates: That Mark can sometimes play sports.