Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Best friend since 6th Grade Camp Day 1 Accomplice Carmies Salty B
Best Man
Best Friend of the groom since Diapers Co-Creator of munchies with the Groom Boxed each other and cried Day 1 Ni**a
Bridesmaid
Sister to Bride Pug Mother Annoying Since Day 1
Groomsman
Hammy aka Sam-Whale aka Hammuel aka Ham aka Sammy-Wammy aka SamBam99 #nephew
Bridesmaid
Besties Since Summer of '07 Whitest Mexican Ever Always Down to be lame with bride Salty B
Groomsman
Aka Tubby el Comal Brother of the Groom Skilletz Connect
Bridesmaid
Basically Bride's roommate at one point Besties since summer of '07 Craziest of them all Salty B
Groomsman
Bride's Brother Groom's Pokemon Sidekick Fisherman
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom Zombie enthusiast Groom's binge partner
Groomsman
Nephew aka Chips Backyard Buddies Still Owes Groom $30 for Tapatio Bet Got That Drip
Bridesmaid
College best friend Jenni Rivera Partner Mischief since Day 1 with Bride Medina Bestie
Man of Honor
Had no choice since Day 1 Got 1st ticket with Bride Moved to Texas Medina Bestie
Bridesmaid
Karaoke Queen Clicked since Day 1 Medina Bestie
Groomswoman
Before Preschool Bestie of Bride Partner in Crime Closed Book Medina Bestie
Bridesmaid
Niece of the Bride aka Peifi Besties Since Diapers Day 1 Bad Influence Many Adventures Together
Groomsman
Cousin of Groom 49ers No. 1 Fan Came to the rescue of Bride and Groom
Bridesmaid
aka Lizzo Work Buddies that turned into Besties
Groomsman
Walking Google Super Hero Enthusiast Groom's Good Friend
Bridesmaid
aka Nana Sister of the groom Best Napper Food Enthusiast
Groomsman
aka Gallo Nephew of the Groom Backyard Buddies
Bridesmaid
aka Vanessa la de Roger 1st Friend of Bride in the bay Disney Fanatic Loyal
Groomsman
aka Bot Nephew of the Groom Xbox God