Mother of the Bride
Survivor of teen drama and wedding planning—looking fabulous and (barely) talked out of a neon purple dress.
Mother of the Groom
Or as Willie knows her “Treat Lady”
Father of the Bride
Ready to give speeches, dance with his daughter, and quietly vanish before anyone brings up the dowry.
Father of the Groom
Chief executive officer of libation procurement and consumption
Maid of Honor
Has known the bride long enough to confidently say this wedding is a good idea.
Best Man
Head chooch, been managing the groom since 1998
Dog
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