Maid of Honor
STRENGTH: incredible karaoke partner/performer WEAKNESS: insistent road rage when getting from Point A to Point B
Best Man
STRENGTH: willing to help anyone at any time WEAKNESS: likes girls with too many dogs
Matron of Honor
STRENGTH: will rescue any abandoned dog without question WEAKNESS: cannot physically function in weather colder than 75 degrees
Groomsman
STRENGTH: infinite knowledge on sports WEAKNESS: claims to know how to drive a boat
Bridesmaid
STRENGTH: obtained her Bachelors and Masters from University of Alabama without getting alcohol poisoning WEAKNESS: audibly says, "lol" rather than just laughing out loud
Groomsman
STRENGTH: ultimate girl dad WEAKNESS: spends most of his income on fishing gear
Bridesmaid
STRENGTH: will always get dessert with the bride after every meal WEAKNESS: a brownie
Groomsman
STRENGTH: has the largest collection of Pendleton apparel in NoCo WEAKNESS: changes more lures than diapers
Bridesmaid
STRENGTH: the only bridal party member young enough to not need anti-aging cream yet WEAKNESS: exclusively listens to Taylor Swift day and night
Groomsman
STRENGTH: can operator a skid loader WEAKNESS: can’t drink Jäger
Bridesmaid
STRENGTH: can finish a whole bottle of Fireball in one night WEAKNESS: got knocked up from finishing a whole bottle of Fireball in one night
Groomsman
STRENGTH: can perfectly perform all of Britney Spears' choreography WEAKNESS: lactose
Bridesmaid
STRENGTH: has the voice of an angel WEAKNESS: instantly weeps over any cute animals
Groomsman
STRENGTH: can deliver your Amazon package same day WEAKNESS: will bet on a game of “Rock, Paper, Scissors” just to beat the odds
Bridesmaid
STRENGTH: the best trivia partner, thanks to her unlimited knowledge on music and pop culture WEAKNESS: always late no matter how early you tell her to show up
Groomsman
STRENGTH: professional meat smoker, ask him about The Grease Box™️! WEAKNESS: Luna
Something Blue Crew
STRENGTH: knows every 90's country song there ever was WEAKNESS: is a horse girl
Flower Guy aka Shooter McGipson
STRENGTH: ability to fall asleep wherever WEAKNESS: not knowing when to leave a party
Something Blue Crew
STRENGTH: always beside Bri in every spin class, no matter how early in the morning it is WEAKNESS: a Taco Bell chicken quesadilla with a side of cheese
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