Bride
Had a fight with a chalk line (and won). We know this because the chalk line is in two pieces, and she is in one.
Groom
He thinks he's the best man. What do you think?
Matron of Honor
She likes pi. And e. And also i.
Best Man
Caucasian male, 5’ 11”, medium build. Last seen stealing Stomper’s horns.
Bridesmaid
A good Norwegian who makes a mean lefse. But she hasn't tried lutefisk yet.
Groomsman
Pulled a pocket knife on the bride at their first meeting. Also famous for coining the term “Bird Watcher’s Bingo."
Bridesmaid
She has a cat.
Groomsman
A real surgeon. Countless computers, programs, and probably Word Docs, have been saved.
Bridesmaid
She likes pink, and she likes pigs. But someone else might like pigs more…
Groomsman
a.k.a. Zac Georgeberg. Addicted to board games and hugs. Guess which one he is.
Flower Girl
Probably the cutest human alive.
Ring Bearer
A little birdy. Do not be alarmed if he does a Charadrius vociferus impersonation.