FAQs

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When should I RSVP by?

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Please RSVP by Friday, August 7th, 2020.

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Are kids invited?

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Yes, of course. But keep in mind our yard is not perfectly manicured like an actual wedding venue. There will be lots of unsavory things on the five acres they can get into, poison ivy being one.

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What's the dress code?

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Dress comfortably. There will be uneven surfaces, hidden holes from Bean Dog, mud, and other unknowns among the terrain. It may be chilly or hotter than satan's house cat. It’s the Midwest. You know what to do.

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Is there transportation from the hotel to the ceremony?

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Unfortunately, no. There will only be a shuttle from the reception to the hotel. We encourage those getting a hotel room to leave their vehicle in our pasture over night. We will set up a time to come pick you up in the morning to return you to your vehicle.

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What if it rains?

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With our luck, the likelihood that it pours is about 110%. Bring an umbrella and shoes that you don't like. We will move everything under the tent and will not postpone this wedding again unless Twister decides to shoot a sequel in our area.

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What will the restroom situation be?

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Good question. Yes, it is important. We have rented a nice trailer with electricity, running water, and air conditioning.

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How can we congratulate you if we choose not to attend?

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Drive-by and lay on the horn! Or, you can shoot us a text that says congrats. We know things would be completely different if we weren't getting married during a global pandemic. We also know that our friends and family are over the moon for us and our future. There is zero pressure to attend if you are on the fence. We get it.

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Can I wear a mask to feel comfortable?

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YES. 1000% yes. If wearing a mask allows you to feel comfortable enough to celebrate with us, then we encourage it! We will not be requiring masks, but very much support the guests that choose to rock one.

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If it's all outdoors, can I bring my dog(s)?

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Sorry, but no. We love all furry creatures and on a normal day, would love to have your four-legged friend out for a play-date with Bean Dog. This day, however, is not that day.

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Where do we park?

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The western entrance to the pasture (opposite end from where the tent is) will be used for parking. If you get stuck, the John Deere will be on stand-by.

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Can I BYOB?

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I mean, if the free booze provided isn't good enough for you then go for it!

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Will there be bugs?

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Yes. Probably alot of mean ones. We’ll have bug spray available. There’s a level of intoxication in which you stop noticing them. Shoot for that level.