Maid of Honor
"Book your engagement photos RIGHT NOW"
Best Man
"Do you have Disney+?...I was wondering if you were interested in breaking the Terms of Service."
Bridesmaid
"The pockets were definitely a pro. I fucking love pockets."
Groomsman
"I just got schooled by a Naruto super fan"
Bridesmaid
"But remember our 9/11 costumes?"
Groomsman
"I'm pretty buzzed and passing out soon."
Bridesmaid
"I should have titled it 'weddings in the time of Cholera'."
Groomsman
"WE'RE GOIN TO THE TOP, YOU AND I!!!"
Bridesmaid
"OMG I have to show you the new lego village when we get back lol"
Groomsman
"God damn Whole Foods now. This used to be a sacred place."
Bridesmaid
"Warning, it's a mannequin head, they notoriously scare ppl"
Groomsman
"Christly is currently telling me we can't bike to Jack in the Box anymore."
Bridesmaid
"I'm gonna put on a ton of eyeliner and then cry on camera."
Groomsman
"$240 for a used dog? Seem steep. Covid is really messing with the market."
Bridesmaid
"You will all wear crocs to my wedding."
Groomsman
"I'm a gas station pumping gas and dance monkey is playing...I'm legally obligated to send that to you when I hear it."
Bridesmaid
"If we die. I love you."
Groomsman
"But he's in ~*love*~ so good for him"