Maid of Honor
Runs on color-coded calendars and iced coffee. If something is on schedule today, thank her.
Best Man
Thinks he’s the chill friend. Is not. Will overpack, overthink, and still somehow forget the one important thing (best man but def not ring bearer).
Bridesman
Met the bride once. Now emotionally entangled forever. Knows where the bodies are and refuses to elaborate.
Groomsman
Claims to be low-maintenance but once spent 45 minutes debating wing sauces a.k.a. if they weddings delayed it's because of him. A true enigma.
Bridesmaid
Laughs the loudest, cries the hardest, and always has snacks. Vibes manager since day one (catch her on the dance floor).
Groomsman
Shows love through roasting. If he’s being mean, it’s because he cares deeply (any single girls coming—just know).
Bridesmaid
Once wore heels to a beach wedding and lived to tell the tale. Brings the drama—in a good way.
Groomsman
Agreed to be a groomsman before realizing how many group chats this would involve. Still honored. Muted most notifications (if you're seeing this pls text us back).