Wedding Party
Heather Braun
Bride
If you look up the word perfect in the dictionary, Heather will appear. If you don't believe that, just ask her. Was told she could be a competitive dancer, too bad she is without rhythm. Trampoline career was cut short by a "Tanya Harding" like incident, see Charlie The Dog(google Tanya Harding)
Mike Bell
Groom
In a word, Awesome, not as old as he looks, struggles with manly chores, was told could be a pro dancer with the right investment, statement has never been uttered again
Christin Obrey
Matron of Honor
Soft ball coach, corgi owner. Has the cutest baby ever (we might be biased) hair like Rapunzel. 5 Feet of Fury, "Why do all the students run from Mrs. Obrey"?
Steven Lee
Best Man
Friend of the groom, Quoted as saying, "Yellow is the color of money", Denver Bronco's fan....no really, claims to have invented Gangnam Style
Joe DeVuono
Groomsman
Friend of the groom, Possible connection to the mob, hobby lobby enthusiast, decorates for Christmas better than you.
Ashlee Mondragon
Bridesmaid
Tie dye enthusiast is owned by a one-eyed dog, Part time photographer, full time cat hater but claims "our cats are cool" enjoys polka dots a little too much but don't ask about that.
Shane Braun
Groomsman
Brother of the Bride, dog dad of two. possibly adopted.
Amanda Jarvis
Bridesmaid
Mom of three but rowdiest of the crowd. Met the bride during cheerleading, would probably go to jail with the bride, who has the bail money?
Chad Bell
Groomsman
Brother of Groom, Former PWF tag team champion with the mad dog, wears spandex in the pool, has swept the leg of a table, was once quoted saying, "Doug from King of Queens, I would kill for that body"
Brooklynne Bell
Junior Bridesmaid
Daughter of the groom wanna be tik tok star, claims to dance better than her father. Loves dad jokes. Future artist
Charlie The Dog
Ring Security
Born in a roofless shelter in the dirty south, now thinks he's better than you, and you know it. Dog of the week 5/10/24, just saying.... Also hates potatoes.
Faith Cleveland
Officiant
Plans to share a room with the bride in the nursing home when they are older. Was the bride's backup plan if she wasn't married by 40, who knows if the wedding will even be legal. Also has the sassiest dog in existence, I think we know where she gets that from.
Sylvia Bell
Mother of the Groom
Mother of Groom, went from church school teacher to seller of drugs for over 25 years(in a pharmacy), once was accused in a drive thru of having no legs, let that sink in, she was in a drive thru
Brenda Bedor
Mother of the Bride
Mother of the bride knows to many details about the bride's life, horror lover, tigger lover. once complained about a child being unsupervised near a pool while hers was highly intoxicated in a hot tub but we won't talk about that.
Mike Bell
Father of the Groom
Father of the Groom, once appeared on the front page of a small town newspaper with Hillary Clinton, hot dog aficionado, feeder of stray cats
Rick Bedor
Father of the Bride
Father of the bride, Coors light lover, once let the bride ride her bike from the top of the hill after her mom told her no, the bride promptly wiped out and then they covered it up so neither would get in trouble. the bride is probably the reason he's bald something he has in common with the groom.
Finn, Claire, and Stormy
Cats of Honor
Notorious gang from the underground, lead by Finn aka Black, large and in charge, he will eat the frosting off your cake if not careful, both figuratively and literally. Next Claire the Scare, the only thing she loves more than chaos is egg rolls. Last but certainly not least, Stormy "The Sh*t Storm". The youngest of the bunch from the mean streets of NY, the only thing bigger than her attitude is her booty, but don't go there. You've been warned