FAQs

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Can my kiddos come?

Answer

As our venue is located on a lake and requires close supervision of all littles, we kindly ask that our guests be aged 13 or older.

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What's the dress code?

Answer

Semi-formal, but be ready to dance. (Think Deb and Napoleon at prom.)

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May I wear perfume or cologne?

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Kindly refrain, as several of our loved ones are scent-sensitive, and Epi Pens kill the matrimonial vibe.

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Will dinner be provided?

Answer

We're offended that you had to ask.

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Will there be *dranks*?

Answer

We will be serving beer and Costco's finest wines.

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What if I don't like eating or dancing or partying?

Answer

Then this is not the wedding for you.