Wedding Party
Kylie Myers
Maid of Honor
Met the bride in college, and although the bride initially thought she was terrifying, they quickly became friends and were roommates for a number of years. Pro: Can quote every Friends episode word for word. Con: Can quote every Friends episode word for word.
Jake Hofteizer
Best Man
Met in college and were roommates. The groom has been following him since. Pro: Remembers TV and movie quotes. Con: Only speaks in TV and movie quotes.
Sadie Miller
Bridesmaid
Both nurses at the same hospital, they were forced to spend time together at work during covid and formed a deep, traumatic bond that can never be undone. Pro: The bride delivered her second baby. Con: Made the bride think she was dying during labor.
Josh Helland
Groomsman
Met in Kindergarten Pro: Has known the groom since the first day of kindergarten. Con: 25 years is a long freakin' time.
Brianna Hofteizer
Bridesmaid
The bride and Brianna were introduced on one glorious, tequila-filled night. Although they both remained sober, watching Bill & Jake sing love songs to each other made them fast friends. Pro: Could beat any of the groomsmen in arm wrestling. Con: Supports all of the bride's choices, even the toe-tally bad ones.
Jared Christopher-Holt
Groomsman
Met in college and became roommates Pro: Can cut a rug. Con: Dog dry.
Logan Criner
Bridesmaid
In college the bride thought she was a weird hippie, 11 years later and it turns out only half of that is true. Pro: Fully committed to something once she starts it. Con: Sometimes that something is watching a pregnant giraffe for weeks.
Zach Young
Groomsman
Met in college and became roommates Pro: Dated every girl in his high school class. Con: Had 2 girls in his high school class.
Ruby Pauli
Bridesmaid
At 3 years old became the bride's first friend. Pro: Continues to be friends with the bride even after the bride bit her during a fight over a kickball in the 4th grade. Con: Always brings up the kickball incident.
Lance Hacker
Groomsman
Met in college and were roommates Pro: Can sing any Shania Twain song Con: Does NOT sound like Shania Twain
"Dr." Nate Sudenga
Usher
Met at Ray's Corner Pros: Stayed at a Best Western once. Cons: Believes he is a doctor. Is not actually a doctor.
Jordan Walburg
Usher
Met at Ray's Corner. Pro: Knows how to pick a pair of boots. Con: Hates chocolate. (The bride considered kicking him out of the wedding after learning this.)