Alyssa & Christopher
Wedding Party
Jadie
Maid of Honor
AKA: BabJ Since 1997, Jadie has been Alyssa's favorite sister. You might think her calling the cops on Alyssa in 2006 would have destroyed their relationship, but it indeed only made it stronger. Legend has it if you see Alyssa crying during the big day, Jadie will be ~3 feet away shoving her face with food.
Afsana
Maid of Honor
AKA: Jaan Some say it's destiny that Afsana and Alyssa ended up as roommates at Stony Brook. Their friendship has survived everything from ER visits to a long distance relationship. It's really no shock people assumed Afsana and Alyssa were an item before Chris came along.
Nick
Best Man
AKA: Plooms, Ploomsy, [insert insult here] Nick aka Plooms met Chris back in middle school and they have been boys since. You can find Chris and Nick calling each other every possible obscenity in the book. Nick has seen and stuck by Chris at both his best and worst, including but not limited to: the toilet seat head sandwich incident, the crazy ex-girlfriend car chases, the “Brolic Creebu” phase and much much more...
Kyle
Best Man
AKA: KB, Moose "I've known Creebs since middle school science. We slapped a kid with a piece of bread and it somehow kind of spiraled into 15 years of absolute nonsense that landed me here. Couldn't be happier though, great day for a great day for two people I love."
Frank
Best Boy / Pup of Honor
AKA: Francis, Francis Anthony, France, Frank n Beans, Frankenstein, Handsome, Puppy Man, Angel Woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof. Woof woof woof bork!! Woof woof woof woof woof woof: woof, woof, woof woof woof.