Truth be told, we met on a dating website. What can we say? We're millennials and meeting people is hard. In Jessica's bio, there was a bit about how she spends her free time thinking about random things with an example. The random thing(s) would cycle often, but a random thought about NPR was the last update she made to her profile. "Did you ever notice that all the anchors on NPR have weird names (ie. Ira Glass and Lakshmi Singh)? Do you think they'll ever get sued for name discrimination? Like if a guy named John Smith read like an angel, they'd still probably just hire someone with 12 syllables in their name." Aaron broke the silence first. "Hey Jessica! Honest to God, a few years ago, I was applying for a job at NPR and thought that I should add a few more syllables to my name to be more competitive. I didn't, and I didn't end up getting the job. Coincidence? I don't think so." Later that week, a date centered around tacos, books, and a movie sealed their fate.