Groom
Bride
Best Man
Im Dylan Balsz I won the soda drinking contest at his 8th grade youth group. Ever since Christian has looked up to my intensity and drive for being the best, that is why I'm the BEST MAN. Best pick up line... "I pick up my baby Samuel"
Maid of Honor
Groomsman
My Butt* falls asleep on the toilet cuz I'm full of poop* -as I'm pooping* Best pick up line... Hey is your sign Cancer, Because I'm Dying for you!
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Im a mixture of Fat, Ripped, and Skinny, if you wanna have a good time call for me cooliiooolyyy Even though I'm not the Best Man, I will most likely try and give a Toast Best pick up line... "can I have hug, its my birthday"
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Just a simple dude who enjoys long walks on the beach, getting caught in the rain while playing a ukulele, eating some Loco Moco. best pick up line... "My friends dragged me here, want me to drag you home?"
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Im a Tall, Irish, Dyslexic, Fireman who loves whiskey Best pick up line... "Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
I live by the three T's of life Tequila, Techno, and Technically any chick that comes my way Best pick up line... "anything in Spanish"
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Hannah's much MUCH older brother who paved the way for her to live her best life although admittedly I was a difficult act to follow. A model husband and father obviously according to my beautiful wife and daughters. Currently making preparations to mentor Christian so that one day he may achieve my status. Best pick up line... "If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents (dedicated to my wife obviously)"
Bridesmaid
Ring Bearer
goo goo gaa gaa give me some milk b*tch
Jr. Bridesmaids
Mother/Father of the Bride
Father of the Groom
Mother of the Groom