FAQs

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Is there a dress code

Answer

Casual, appropriate for Florida outdoors in November.

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Are children invited?

Answer

Much like in every public space, children are welcome, but we ask that all children be kept on leashes, as there may be some hungry alligators around. Naughty children will be fed to the alligators.

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Will the food be spicy?

Answer

A little bit of sugar, spice, and all things nice is required to ensure tasty food. Also, it depends on who you ask... we promise you won't spontaneously combust (hopefully).

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You mentioned alligators? Should I be worried?

Answer

Yep, but also if you're feeling brave, they like pets. Additional wildlife may include mosquitoes, snakes, bears, and turtles. We do not recommend cuddles.

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Who is asking these questions?

Answer

Well, you see, we thought it might be nice to cover all our bases. Any other questions can be directed to the pond available behind the venue.