Groom
Thinks the bride puts the fun in fumanchu.
Bride
Knew the groom was the one when he cooked her steak rather than letting her eat Taco Bell for dinner.
Best Man
Always been the best man to count on - for adventures, pushing each other, and perfectly timed movie quotes.
Maid of Honor
A true honor to have the kindest, wisest, and most hilarious girl hold bride's dress while she pees. After years of doing life together, she still comes around. Someone buy her a drink!
Groomsman
Eight years ago, Mike and Dave needed wedding dates. Now look at them.
Maid of Honor
The most loyal, loving, and equally unhinged friend everyone needs by their side. She might be the common denominator in all the bride's near-death experiences, so buckle up for her speech.
Groomsman
Even when he's wrong, he's somehow always right - especially when he has you in an armbar.
Bridesmaid
The bride's longest standing friend (crib dates at age 3), first business partner (lemonade stand), and the bride’s only set-up success story (shoutout 2010 prom).
Groomsman
Welcome to Rory's house; gabagool's in the fridge, Zyn's on the table, and fun's in the air.
Bridesmaid
Always ready with an encouraging word and positive energy. If Pitbull or Shania Twain plays during the reception, we are not responsible for damages. Please give her some space - respectfully.
Groomsman
There are good ships and wood ships but the best friends have Malibu Wakesetters and tirelessly teach you to surf.
Bridesmaid
The likely culprit behind any prank at the Zimmer sorority house. Apologies in advance if you become a victim this weekend.
Groomsman
You can count on Gabe to shoot a gnats wings off at 300 yards, but I still wouldn't trust him to drive a pull behind wagon.
Bridesmaid
The ultimate sidekick for those 1 a.m. moments when you're in a robe, smoking a cigar over a puzzle, and contemplating the depths of theology.
Groomsman
Shoutout to Daniel for giving my nephew better genetic odds of playing D1 sports.
Bridesmaid
Rivaling Mike as the life of the party. If you see Zyn distributed on the dance floor, uhh... it was Rory...
Groomsman
When Jeff says "hear me out" it's either a business idea or I'm learning alligators bred with fish and can now be caught.
Bridesmaid
The sweetest gal with the biggest heart and the most unexpected quirks. Take no offense if she Irish goodbye's at 8pm.
Groomsman
Single-handedly put the "sPeCiAl" in Special Forces, but did teach the groom how to pronounce Laphroaig.
Bridesmaid
A prayer answered for 5-year-old Faith who asked if she could trade her older brother in for a sister. If only we'd grown up under the same roof to steal each other's clothes.
Ring Bearer
The Groom's nephew!
Flower Girl
The Bride's first niece!
Officiant
Has gracefully walked us through pre-marital counseling months leading up to this big day. Thank you Pastor Randy for your wisdom, guidance, perfectly timed humor, and willingness to be such a huge part of our day and our lives.